Off to Birmingham tomorrow:need help

[Lizard]

I quite like chatting about pmt and nail technology as well...

[Pervert]

Nail technology, eh? That'll be Shelley's influence.

Thought you were away on tour???

[Lizard]

Bet Shelly has great nails..Yep away tomorrow afternoon mate, Ms Liz will be with me on this one as we are going to a crazy wedding in March, then we are having a Holiday....thank fuck! Feel free to abuse my good name whilst I,m away.....

[Pervert]

No abuse required.

Might be an idea to get Trumpton to forward his food preferences to you so you know what to avoid eating.

Have a good time.

Oh, and Shelley, what about it? How cute are your cuticles?

[Lizard]

I,m guessing 'real' cute unless she has road-diggers hands and bites her nails....like me.

[Jacques]

The Shakespeare, Yard of Ale, Newt and Cucumber or head out onto Broad Street.

[Deuce Bigolo]

A real cynic would have said

why do you need to get tanked before watching a football match?

[nikonman]

Go to The Wellington.
One of the best real ale pubs in the country

[Arginald Valleywater]

Being a Chelsea fan I thought you would be having champers and canapes in some poncy wine bar. Beer, how common! Being nosey what is a season ticket at Stamford these days? ?1100?

[Shelley Louise]

My cuticles are very cute.

And my tits arent bad either!!!