How Humour Works - parts 1- 2000

[Sam Slater]

The man Trumpton himself, that's who!

He counted how many posts I made during a two week period this summer (apparently).

[Trumpton]

Prof wrote:

> The man Trumpton himself, that's who!
>
> He counted how many posts I made during a two week period this
> summer (apparently).

Not quite correct there Profs.

It was the number of postings you AND Zooter made during July and August (approximately an eight week period). It totalled over 1000.

[Trumpton]

Zooter wrote:

> Jeez. And he's gone a bit funny with pies and stuff, hasn't he.
> A sure sign. Maybe you will end up in a large pie!

I'm suffering from pie overdose. It effects me psychologically. !nuts!

[Sam Slater]

You were spying on us for 2 months!

MOOOOTTHHHHEEERRR!!!!!!!!!

[Trumpton]

Prof wrote:

> You were spying on us for 2 months!

Well if I didn't who would?

> MOOOOTTHHHHEEERRR!!!!!!!!!

She won't help you now.

[Sam Slater]

Well, you won't be that hard to spot. A gorilla in a pork-pie hat, mack and reading a newspaper with holes in it.....with a foot long german sausage in one hand, and 2kg of haslet in the other.

Oh, and you're wearing a nappy.

[Trumpton]

Sam Slater wrote:

> Well, you won't be that hard to spot. A gorilla in a pork-pie
> hat, mack and reading a newspaper with holes in it.....with a
> foot long german sausage in one hand, and 2kg of haslet in the
> other.
>
> Oh, and you're wearing a nappy.

!laugh!

Don't you remember those long posts that you and Zooter had during the summer Prof?

They'd go sometimes on until 4 AM!

It would take me an awful long time to go through and read each one.

[Sam Slater]

What posts were they, Trumpy? We've had a few!