Life is shit

[leobloom]

In the last few days, I've had to go to the dentist, found out me local sex shop is closed for good, none of my friends are here for me, and to make matters worse my fuckin dick is on the dole. And futhermore, I bought a bottle of wine, and I couldn't find the bottle opener! I tried to phone the samartians and they were of no help, the buggers!

[leobloom]

I used a knife tae open the bottle, are you willing to take me on in a network game of Civ4 or not?

[leobloom]

You doing awright on this one? I cannie dee anything above setller level!

[leobloom]

eh? fit? what level? Did you stuty at Aberdeen university?

[leobloom]

Mr Zevon, do you have a laptop fopr the sole purpose of decieving your lady love, too keep secret your Civ4 interests, participation in this forum and wild passion for Miss Issabel Ice? raise to the challenge sir and pit yourself against a past master!

[one eyed jack]

You are depressed??? And you come on here??? Are you off your nut???? Bull. Wave. Flag red alert.

oh go on then tell us at BGAFD what your problems are and we'll be of some comfort.

I reckon if we club together, we could be better than The Samaritans.

On the upside I get shit days when everything goes wrong. I just break out a smooth cigar called mannikin. Its from Benson and Hedges and put on some smooth classical music.

...And i dont even smoke.

See i told ya. Better than the Samaritans is me.