I wish i was a rich man, a yabbah dabbah dabbah dabbah dee dee dee dee do.
OK so you win ?25m on the old dogs/lottery/inheritance/bank fraud/mugging an OAP.
How you going to spunk it?
I wish i was a rich man
I wish i was a rich man
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Sam Slater
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Re: I wish i was a rich man
Oh, don't bring Vera up again!
I watched Fiddler on the Roof at the theatre last year. They were great.
As for spunking money......I'd build a porn empire, wouldn't you?
I watched Fiddler on the Roof at the theatre last year. They were great.
As for spunking money......I'd build a porn empire, wouldn't you?
[i]I used to spend a lot of time criticizing Islam on here in the noughties - but things are much better now.[/i]
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Sam Slater
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Re: I wish i was a rich man
Wrong, it's 'Hookers, Drugs and Pension Schemes'. !shocked!
[i]I used to spend a lot of time criticizing Islam on here in the noughties - but things are much better now.[/i]
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Deuce Bigolo
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Re: I wish i was a rich man
I'd give it all to charity because having too much money causes mental illness,its a well known fact
My list of charities in order
1. casinos
2. my own harem
3. see 1 and 2
My list of charities in order
1. casinos
2. my own harem
3. see 1 and 2
Re: I wish i was a rich man
You can buy an awful lot of pies, tinned foods, lavatory cleaner and bog roll for ?25m!