News Flash ? Hain Quits

[Officer Dibble]

News Flash ? Hain Quits!

Peter Hain, the orange hued Swiss Tony of British politics, has resigned after the scandal of moody donations to his electoral campaign fund was sensationally referred to the old Bill.

So, do you reckon Peter and his progressive pals were indeed progressively lining their own pockets with this moody money? Do you think he might have spent some of it on a top line sun bed and a wardrobe of Armani Suits? Nothing wrong with feathering your own nest of course. It?s just the rank hypocrisy of these posh champagne socialists that gets up my nose. T? FUCK WIV? ?EM I SAY!








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[Peter]

How long before he's back in another ministerial post?

[Pervert]

Swiss Tony is a good comparison.

[Alex L]

Officer Dibble said:

"So, do you reckon Peter and his progressive pals were indeed progressively lining their own pockets with this moody money? Do you think he might have spent some of it on a top line sun bed and a wardrobe of Armani Suits? Nothing wrong with feathering your own nest of course. It?s just the rank hypocrisy of these posh champagne socialists that gets up my nose. T? FUCK WIV? ?EM I SAY!"


Yes all of the above, but I would echo what Peter said, how long before a big comeback.

[Trumpton]

If he were an honourable politician he should have done this weeks ago.

[Alex L]

Exactly, it's a good job that blogging can lend a hand:

[Officer Dibble]

Yes, and what about the ultra snotty Harriet Harman and Scottish Labourite, Wendy Alexander. The public body that oversees these things is still looking into their cases. There may be more resignations to come.

Mind you, if Harriett does get the boot, she needn't fret because I'll give her a job - smoking my beef! Yes, I've always had a thing for posh MILF's like her. She has got a look about her, dontcha think? So, if she were to modify her snooty attitude and get herself tooled up with a black basque, stockings, and some bright red lippy, then she would be more than welcome to come round and fondle my scrotum - before I treated her to a seriously nifty knobbing! And of course she could count on my generosity for 'services rendered' afterwards. Whayhey!




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[Pervert]

What about wee Wendy, Dibbsy? You could eight or nine cocks in her gob.

God, I hate politicians.

[Officer Dibble]

"What about wee Wendy, Dibbsy? You could eight or nine cocks in her gob."

Well, what with my impeccable socially inclusive credentials, I wouldn't want her to feel left out, now would I? So if her and Harriett were up for a threesome round at mine she could definitely count on an equitable share of my bellend - particularly if she's got a real no nonsense minge pie on her! I reckon she will have - these socialist birds may have their faults but being vacuous, airhead, followers of chav bird fashion is not one of them.





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