Best glue for broken chairs

[Trumpton]

When you've repaired this chair, will you use it again?

[Mr Mark]

I have since developed a more chair-friendly wanking 'stance', which is closer to crouching in the chair, like a masturbating hobbit, rather than leaning back.

Will try the glue option and make sure I continue with the wank-friendly positioning. I'll also avoid inviting 'the fat' to sit down. They can stand. It'll do them good.

Did any of that make sense? I have man flu and can barely see the screen *sniff*.

[Jacques]

Mr Mark wrote:

> like a masturbating hobbit

Mind bleach to aisle 3 please.

[Sam Slater]

Can you imagine the silhouette he's producing on the curtains? !shocked!

The neighbours, for the love of all that's decent!!!!!!!!!!

[Mr Mark]

A wanking Nosferatu...