O/T piss up

[Sam Slater]

I just want to ask the acceptable topics of conversation in this restaurant you speak of.

Am I more likely to be kicked out for criticising Bluebird, or shouting about 6 year olds having sex in 'cubby holes'? It's very important I know because some establishments have weird rules.

I'd expect the 'child sex' topic to be more inappropriate, but you just never know!

[Sam Slater]

Thank's for clearing that up. I wouldn't like to mention **** ****** and put everyone in an awkward situation. I realise that mentioning *** ***** and ********** about that ****** ******* ***** scenario would be out of order. We'll have to make out a few rules now before people decide on whether to travel or not.

How about:

1) No ***** ****** ********* allowed.

2)********* *** is prohibited.

3) And preferences of ********** will result in the police being called.


I can't think of any more right now, apart from maybe ****** ****** but that may be too restrictive. We could take a vote on that.

[Trumpton]

Zooter I could make Edinburgh, but not Newcastle - too far for me.

[Trumpton]

warren zevon rip wrote:

> It'll be Edinburgh then.

That's definite then?

> Gotta have you there, otherwise none of the ladies will bother turning up.

!blush!

> Roughly where are you based?

Helensburgh, about 9 miles west of Dumbarton.

[Trumpton]

Zooter wrote:

> Ye'll recognise me easy now - black arm band, doon in the
> mooth.

You'll still be in mourning by the summertime?