What's happened to the Union Flag?

[Trumpton]

Zooter wrote:

> But not Trumpty himself? Are you absolutely sure? His coat is
> looking matted, his nose is warm and his bedding is soiled.

Aye, it's time for my monthly all over body shave with special attention to the hairs around the eyes this month I think.

[one eyed jack]

If sharia law is coming in then I want the red white and blue to be red gold and green...

Ah'ight!

[Sam Slater]

Leave the eyelashes alone Trumpy. You'll only get sore again.

[Trumpton]

Prof wrote:

> Leave the eyelashes alone Trumpy. You'll only get sore again.

I need big eyelashes to kept the sunlight off my retina - in this case though they'd need cutting back as I've been seeing objects that weren't there. !oops!

[Sam Slater]

You're a fan of Boy George as well!!!!!!!

[Sam Slater]

I think Trumpy will turn up hairy, introduce himself and then piss off to the toilets for a shave and reintroduce himself as someone else for the laugh.