did we ever find out who 'officer dibble' really is? if so, then sorry, i must have missed it...
if not...
then you might want to look here if your curious its the website advertised on the leaflet that came with the latest hardcore cafe catalogue (volume 18) looks as if its gonna be a good website, just the contacts page and "officer dibbles" film of the week have been uploaded yet by the looks of it, so clicking on the other buttons will get you nowhere till thye link them.
the id help is on one of the videos listed on the ukshags leaflet, its id number UKS 6, it says it contains BOB & LOUISE and by the looks of the third picture it looks like it could be Louise Hodges but the picture is very small so its hard to tell. and if it is, has this scene featured anywhere else?
also is the scene on UKS 8 between Marino & Linda leigh the same as the one on Banned in Britain (ben dover)? it looks like it is from the (again) small picture... i think i need glasses :?s
thanks for your time
Jay
who is officer dibble? and id help
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alec
Re: who is officer dibble? and id help
I'd guess Bob and Louise is 'Uncle Bob' of Uncle Bob's Home Movie and Golden Oldies and Louise Hodges.
I assume Linda and Marino is from the Angels video not the Ben Dover.
I assume Linda and Marino is from the Angels video not the Ben Dover.
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P R Mann
Re: who is officer dibble? and id help
Never mind who Officer Dibble is, all one needs to know is that he's the porniest Peeler in the Land and after 10 years duty on the vice squad he certainly knows his onions when it comes to shagging videos. After a dishonourable discharge from the force he's now been headhunted by top UK adult movie website to fill the post of head columnist and film critic on their sensational new site. Needles to say, UK Shags are well chuffed at this mega media coup!
I was going to hold off announcing the new UK Shags web site till more content had been added, but seeing of Jay has pre-empted me I'll wade in. As Jay pointed out UK Shags will be a decent website, unlike a lot of the offensively crap ones forumites have been subjected to in recent weeks. Two things will take precedence on UK Shags ? design & content. UK Shags will aim to make the site as pretty and functional as the best American and European ones ? whether they succeed or not is a different matter, but they are willing and do have a modicum of ability in these areas. Why should British porn fans put up with less?
As well as offering British produced movies in either VHS, or DVD format. There will be articles, reviews and gossip from your favourite porno characters - like Officer Dibble - free pictures, original porn soundtracks in MP3 format (is this a first?) links to all sorts of related goodies and eventually, if it all pans out, a cinema. We believe this site will be more relevant than the vast majority of Brit-sex sites (except bgafd of course, which fulfils a different function) as the proprietors are adult video producers and distributors themselves, as opposed to other (pay) sites that are run by computer geeks and money grabbing businessmen or even knob heads. These people buy content in (any content) and have no real understanding of the biz, nor do they care, as long as they are able to relive you of your subscription fees. So, watch that space.
Regarding the pictures ? no, they are not from the movies that Jay suggested. Yes, they are from the ones Alec suggested. Some of you may already have got these on VHS, but if you?d like to up grade your prized classic shag films to DVD, with scene selection and galleries, now?s the time! The UK movies will also be digitally re-mastered, colour corrected where possible, and generally tossed off, so we believe they will be even better than the first time round, when the technology wasn?t available to address these problems.
And as Jay also pointed out another one of my discerning clients has just released a Summer Blockbuster of a catalogue. HCC 18 (Harry?s Hard Core Caf?) is now hitting the streets jam packed with all sorts of specially selected (they don?t offer you any old crap) shag films from the UK and the rest of the world. There are yet more cushty contributions from Remington Steel (your catalogue?s in the post Rem!) Some Marc Dorcel (featuring Georgette Neal!) Some Michael Ninn ? love his movies, the man?s an artist. Plus, plenty of big tits, big curvaceous asses and hot mature minge! Oh, and of course we have THE AMAZING SPIDER BABES with Sat TV favourites Michelle Barrett and Cassi - or ?Amelia? as she prefers to be known in public. Checkout Officer Dibbles report at Bye for now.
P R Mann ? 10 years of representing the finest porn firms in the land.
I was going to hold off announcing the new UK Shags web site till more content had been added, but seeing of Jay has pre-empted me I'll wade in. As Jay pointed out UK Shags will be a decent website, unlike a lot of the offensively crap ones forumites have been subjected to in recent weeks. Two things will take precedence on UK Shags ? design & content. UK Shags will aim to make the site as pretty and functional as the best American and European ones ? whether they succeed or not is a different matter, but they are willing and do have a modicum of ability in these areas. Why should British porn fans put up with less?
As well as offering British produced movies in either VHS, or DVD format. There will be articles, reviews and gossip from your favourite porno characters - like Officer Dibble - free pictures, original porn soundtracks in MP3 format (is this a first?) links to all sorts of related goodies and eventually, if it all pans out, a cinema. We believe this site will be more relevant than the vast majority of Brit-sex sites (except bgafd of course, which fulfils a different function) as the proprietors are adult video producers and distributors themselves, as opposed to other (pay) sites that are run by computer geeks and money grabbing businessmen or even knob heads. These people buy content in (any content) and have no real understanding of the biz, nor do they care, as long as they are able to relive you of your subscription fees. So, watch that space.
Regarding the pictures ? no, they are not from the movies that Jay suggested. Yes, they are from the ones Alec suggested. Some of you may already have got these on VHS, but if you?d like to up grade your prized classic shag films to DVD, with scene selection and galleries, now?s the time! The UK movies will also be digitally re-mastered, colour corrected where possible, and generally tossed off, so we believe they will be even better than the first time round, when the technology wasn?t available to address these problems.
And as Jay also pointed out another one of my discerning clients has just released a Summer Blockbuster of a catalogue. HCC 18 (Harry?s Hard Core Caf?) is now hitting the streets jam packed with all sorts of specially selected (they don?t offer you any old crap) shag films from the UK and the rest of the world. There are yet more cushty contributions from Remington Steel (your catalogue?s in the post Rem!) Some Marc Dorcel (featuring Georgette Neal!) Some Michael Ninn ? love his movies, the man?s an artist. Plus, plenty of big tits, big curvaceous asses and hot mature minge! Oh, and of course we have THE AMAZING SPIDER BABES with Sat TV favourites Michelle Barrett and Cassi - or ?Amelia? as she prefers to be known in public. Checkout Officer Dibbles report at Bye for now.
P R Mann ? 10 years of representing the finest porn firms in the land.
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magoo
Re Angels And Other Solo Girl Vids
OK. So whats going to happen about the Videoangels site? Even a dedicated officer such as Dibble cant do two things at once.
Will the Angels, Insights and other assorted goodies which Dibble has come accross on his beat now be available through this new site? Dibble was fond of telling his fans(I use the term loosely) about the camera masters he had aquired after certain other companies had to scarper due to unwanted and distressing enquiries from nasty men in blue uniforms. Are these old classics featuring the likes of Miss Le Vann ever to see the light of day?
Also does anyone know if some company out there plans to buy the rights to Paul "Charlie" Markhams solo girl tapes. He made loads of them but only a few seem to be available. I know a certain company based on the South Coast was selling them a couple of years ago but had to stop for one reason or another. I know some people in the industry are not to keen on Mr Markham but his solo girl vids were vastly superior to the Fiona Cooper tapes. The girls were not tied to a script and personalities were allowed to show through.
Will the Angels, Insights and other assorted goodies which Dibble has come accross on his beat now be available through this new site? Dibble was fond of telling his fans(I use the term loosely) about the camera masters he had aquired after certain other companies had to scarper due to unwanted and distressing enquiries from nasty men in blue uniforms. Are these old classics featuring the likes of Miss Le Vann ever to see the light of day?
Also does anyone know if some company out there plans to buy the rights to Paul "Charlie" Markhams solo girl tapes. He made loads of them but only a few seem to be available. I know a certain company based on the South Coast was selling them a couple of years ago but had to stop for one reason or another. I know some people in the industry are not to keen on Mr Markham but his solo girl vids were vastly superior to the Fiona Cooper tapes. The girls were not tied to a script and personalities were allowed to show through.
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marcusallen
Re: who is officer dibble? and id help
Thats a fucking complicated post which is difficult to read and understand when one has had a very close union with a whole bottle of th mountain dew. If I undstand correctly, its going to be an site of immense imptance. Who the fuck knows?
HOWEVER, having seen HCC,s new catalog, can only sat that if you cannot fond what you are lookig for in there, then it cannot be found! Its TREFFIC, ask fr one and buy, buy say I. Who the hell needs foreign sourcs when the home mkt like HCCC can provide all anyway?
More power to yr elbow, HHCC old son, keep up the good work and keep the fucking flasg flying.
HOWEVER, having seen HCC,s new catalog, can only sat that if you cannot fond what you are lookig for in there, then it cannot be found! Its TREFFIC, ask fr one and buy, buy say I. Who the hell needs foreign sourcs when the home mkt like HCCC can provide all anyway?
More power to yr elbow, HHCC old son, keep up the good work and keep the fucking flasg flying.
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magoo
Re: Re Angels And Other Solo Girl Vids
Ooops! I should have looked at the UK Shags homepage prior to posting as it appears that most of my questions are answered there. Sorry about that PR Mann/Dibble.
I am still curious about the other points I asked about though.
Nice film review of Spider Babes. Lots of humour and not a single corny porn lingo description in the piece. Bit of constructive critisism though. Us collectors of smut would benefit from knowing exactly what scenes make up a compilation and which original film they are from. For example you list Hannah Coleman in the cast but chances are this is a scene I have already, I may still buy it for the other scenes but it would still be helpfull to know. You could do this and still have room for the Dibble descriptions of MFI wardrobes, Nissan Micras and Mabels Chipshop.
So can we now assume all this material can be sourced from one place. No more leaving a message on the Angels ansaphone in Amsterdam only to receive a HCC catalogue instead of an Angels one etc.
I am still curious about the other points I asked about though.
Nice film review of Spider Babes. Lots of humour and not a single corny porn lingo description in the piece. Bit of constructive critisism though. Us collectors of smut would benefit from knowing exactly what scenes make up a compilation and which original film they are from. For example you list Hannah Coleman in the cast but chances are this is a scene I have already, I may still buy it for the other scenes but it would still be helpfull to know. You could do this and still have room for the Dibble descriptions of MFI wardrobes, Nissan Micras and Mabels Chipshop.
So can we now assume all this material can be sourced from one place. No more leaving a message on the Angels ansaphone in Amsterdam only to receive a HCC catalogue instead of an Angels one etc.
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P R Mann
Re: who is officer dibble? and id help
Thank you for that resounding endorsement Marcus Old Chap!
Now that a man of Marcus's undoubted integrity, probity and general porno savvy has endorsed HCC - and by extension P R Mann - can anyone now doubt that we are all at the very pinnacle e of our respective professions? So don't miss the boat punters, HCC catalogues are available now from
Magoo, have no fear that the videoangeles flag will continue to fly, any material that exists or is accessible will be offered in due course. I have been informed by 'The insider' that a new VA catalogue has recently been discussed by the proprietors, who have been busy with other matters of late.
Regarding 'Paula Markham' I only (literally) bumped into him once - he was sneaking out of one of those moody mail drops in the fair city of London. Didn't know who he was at the time, but when I went inside and greeted the proprietor he enquired of me "Hey, do you know who that geezer was who's just gone out?" I replied in the negative. " It's that fucking 'Paula Markham' sort. I don't like the fucker. I'm an easy going chap be he just rubs me the wrong way. Bit of a weirdo."
I later learned that Nasty Nick (the porno one) and his unreliable crew had nicked Paula's mailing list when they went round to his gaff on the pretence of calling in for a cup of tea - Would you credit it? Then the next thing I heard is that 'Paula' had quit these shores for lands more sympathetic to his tastes in females - Romania, Transylvania, or something.
Another porno anecdote from 'The Mann' in the know.
P R Mann
Now that a man of Marcus's undoubted integrity, probity and general porno savvy has endorsed HCC - and by extension P R Mann - can anyone now doubt that we are all at the very pinnacle e of our respective professions? So don't miss the boat punters, HCC catalogues are available now from
Magoo, have no fear that the videoangeles flag will continue to fly, any material that exists or is accessible will be offered in due course. I have been informed by 'The insider' that a new VA catalogue has recently been discussed by the proprietors, who have been busy with other matters of late.
Regarding 'Paula Markham' I only (literally) bumped into him once - he was sneaking out of one of those moody mail drops in the fair city of London. Didn't know who he was at the time, but when I went inside and greeted the proprietor he enquired of me "Hey, do you know who that geezer was who's just gone out?" I replied in the negative. " It's that fucking 'Paula Markham' sort. I don't like the fucker. I'm an easy going chap be he just rubs me the wrong way. Bit of a weirdo."
I later learned that Nasty Nick (the porno one) and his unreliable crew had nicked Paula's mailing list when they went round to his gaff on the pretence of calling in for a cup of tea - Would you credit it? Then the next thing I heard is that 'Paula' had quit these shores for lands more sympathetic to his tastes in females - Romania, Transylvania, or something.
Another porno anecdote from 'The Mann' in the know.
P R Mann
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jj
Re: who is officer dibble? and id help
This massive self-promotion is getting a little tiresome...
....how about the HCC/Angels cats we've been waiting MONTHS for, rather than a partially-hatched new venture?
'Twere better you did one thing well than several badly, methinks.
Dibble of 1000 aliases......too many fingers, too many pies.
....how about the HCC/Angels cats we've been waiting MONTHS for, rather than a partially-hatched new venture?
'Twere better you did one thing well than several badly, methinks.
Dibble of 1000 aliases......too many fingers, too many pies.
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Phil McC
Re: who is Phil McC
I think Phil McC's www.uk-penthouse.com site looks ok and its free, even got the tv page on it.
Phil McC (someone else started it)
Phil McC (someone else started it)
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P R Mann
Re: who is officer dibble? and id help
Tish and pooh! The P R Mann is only doing his job. And as Jay pointed out, and as Alex concurred, they are already in receipt of their sensational new HCC catalogues and if yours has not arrived yet, then it surely will in the coming days.
Fret not I say. That which is worth having is worth waiting for.
P R Mann.
Fret not I say. That which is worth having is worth waiting for.
P R Mann.