Ah diddums, "discomfort" to their ears.

[Trumpton]

[Jacques]

To be fair all that device does is move the problem form one area to another. Now what about some more Beat Coppers?

[Sam Slater]

I remember playing football as a kid and one old -old to me then, though they were probably late 50's'- used to continually moan about the noise of the footy (probably watching Noel Edmonds or some other shiite).

Anyway, I was off out to the local footy pitches and the guy ran out with a pitch fork, thinking I was going to hang around his house when I was just passing by. The miserable git must have actually been sat waiting.

I told him to fuck off and pulled my arse out to him in defiance. Upon telling 20 mates at the footy pitch, you can guess the outcome. He had to contend with a full game of football, all night outside his fucking front door.

The moral of the story? The teens will get around the noise and be an even bigger nuisance to the people suspected of having these devices!

We were all teenagers once, and we all know that we wound up the people we disliked most.

[Trumpton]

Kids a young Prof?

[Sam Slater]

uh?

[Trumpton]

OK, that should've read Young Prof.

[Sam Slater]

I still didn't get the question.

Was it rhetorical? eg. "Kids, eh Sammy?"

Or was it a direct question? eg. "Do you have kids Sammy?"

[Trumpton]

No Young Prof, I was referring to your anecdote about your youth.

[Sam Slater]

I know you were referring to me Trumpy, but I didn't understand what you meant by: "Kids a young Prof?"

Lol.....

[Trumpton]

No Problemo Young Prof.

I've changed your name now - see.