Did Dibble invent this?

[stripeysydney]

It just sounds like something he'd invent and more to the point do you agree with it?

[Officer Dibble]

Hmm, I like it so much I'd like to buy the company. Then I'd probably re-name it the 'Chav-o-Matic' ('Keep Chavs at bay with the incredible 'CHAV-O-MATIC'!) and launch it on the Shopping Channel. Do you reckon it would be a winner?



Officer Dibble







Officius Dibblus est amplus amor deus

[ATS]

Not normally one that agrees with the good officers view point

But the lead story on news yesterday morning was about the wife of
that chap killed in Warrington. She was asking for tougher sentences
(including death penalty for murder) be brought in for yobbish behaviour

Then low and behold the next item was about this invention being
against human rights of the louts that hang about the streets

As they say you couldn't make it up

[jimslip]

Sounds like a great idea, except I would have the device hooked up to, 'The Who's' PA system and bung one in every town centre in Britain.

Mind you, thinking about it, they'll just invent hoodies with built in ear plugs, to get around the problem.

[Trumpton]

How can this be against the "human" rights of yobs?