Newcastle

[mrmcfister]

Just watched their game today.They seem disinterested.Happy to pick up their pay cheque but no passion there.Villa were no great shakes which makes it worse.They've got some tough games ahead and if they dont earn a few points soon they'll be going down..and I wonder how long sulky Kev will stay around!!

[Mike_CFC]

I've been gagged from talking about Newcastle.I'm sure Robches will entertain your thread though !laugh!

[Ace]

Nah, its a different game from when Keegan was last up there. He should have done his homework first and declined it.
Mind you, Dennis Wise can kick a few arses when he has too, maybe he should be let loose in the dressing room to tell the workshy bastards how it is!!

[Robches]

It's all imploding too quickly. I was relying on Tiny Tears giving us a few laughs along the way, but he'll probably be gone by Easter, and then the Geordies can restart their wankathon over their local hero, tedious slaphead and creosote fiend Big Al. He's the New Messiah you see, except that so far he's had the good sense to have nothing to do with NUFC (apart from waste his career playing there that is).

Meanwhile I have it on good authority that when he dies KK is going to be cryogenically frozen so that one day in the 23rd century he can be brought back to lead NUFC to their rightful place as Champions, only 300 years after the last time they won the trophy. Except he'll probably fail again. Given rising sea levels you have got to ask yourself which will come first, NUFC winning the title or the City of Newcastle being swallowed by the North Sea? I know where the smart money is on that one.

[Mike_CFC]

I told you to rely on Rob
Brilliant !thumbsup!

[Mike_CFC]

You're not a Sunderland fan by any chance Rob?.I've never known someone with so much comtempt for Newcastle.

I just take the piss out of them.
Not that i'm complaining.Robches wrote:

> It's all imploding too quickly. I was relying on Tiny Tears
> giving us a few laughs along the way, but he'll probably be
> gone by Easter, and then the Geordies can restart their
> wankathon over their local hero, tedious slaphead and creosote
> fiend Big Al. He's the New Messiah you see, except that so far
> he's had the good sense to have nothing to do with NUFC (apart
> from waste his career playing there that is).
>
> Meanwhile I have it on good authority that when he dies KK is
> going to be cryogenically frozen so that one day in the 23rd
> century he can be brought back to lead NUFC to their rightful
> place as Champions, only 300 years after the last time they won
> the trophy. Except he'll probably fail again. Given rising sea
> levels you have got to ask yourself which will come first, NUFC
> winning the title or the City of Newcastle being swallowed by
> the North Sea? I know where the smart money is on that one.
>
>

[Robches]

No, not in the least, I don't mind NUFC at all, but I can't help being amused by their fans. They seem to think that because they get a crowd of 50,000 at SJP they somehow deserve to win things. Bloody hell, Sir Bobby Robson wasn't even born the last time they won the league, no team deserves to win anything. How many fans did Wimbledon have? They still managed to win the FA Cup didn't they? I doubt their fans thought they had any divine right to win it.

[Arginald Valleywater]

Watched it at the Golf Club, a mere 50 miles from Newcastle, with 2 or 3 Toon fans in attendance. After Owen's goal they were talking the usual wank about "we are back, top 4 finish and Wor Kev is bigger than Jesus".
When will they learn winning a trophy take hard graft and a team with passion. Toon are a mid table fodder at best. If the Mackems and Middlesbrough finish above them in the league, which is a real probability I can see Kev throwing the toys out of the pram and wankmaster Wise being left with half a squad. Ashley has a massive fortune but money alone won't attract top players to walking corpse of a club.

[Rico78]

I think I might start a post on the plight of Peruvian pig farmers, I don't care about them and nothing about them but that has stopped the rest of the people on this post.

Why waste your time and energy commenting on club you don't care about and quite obviously know nothing about?

Complete rubbish again

This is probably the best quote of the lot

"After Owen's goal they were talking the usual wank about "we are back, top 4 finish and Wor Kev is bigger than Jesus". "

Admit it you just made this up didn't you? I sat in the pub full of Newcastle fans and if someone came out with these comments well.........

Complete and utter sh**e again.

Support your teams and forget about the teams!

[Mike_CFC]

I've certainly learnt to keep my mouth shut !wink!Rico78 wrote:

> I think I might start a post on the plight of Peruvian pig
> farmers, I don't care about them and nothing about them but
> that has stopped the rest of the people on this post.
>
> Why waste your time and energy commenting on club you don't
> care about and quite obviously know nothing about?
>
> Complete rubbish again
>
> This is probably the best quote of the lot
>
> "After Owen's goal they were talking the usual wank about "we
> are back, top 4 finish and Wor Kev is bigger than Jesus". "
>
> Admit it you just made this up didn't you? I sat in the pub
> full of Newcastle fans and if someone came out with these
> comments well.........
>
> Complete and utter sh**e again.
>
> Support your teams and forget about the teams!