Newcastle United in trouble again?

[Arginald Valleywater]

Reports are coming in of a robbery at St James Park. Thieves broke in during the night and removed the entire contents of the trophy room.
Newcastle Police have severely reprimanded the club for wasting their time!

[colonel]

The entire contents of Birmingham City's trophy room were similarly taken some years ago.

Police were looking for 5,000 sq foot of blue carpet.

[Rico78]

Arginald Valleywater you don't like Newcastle much.

Be honest what happened did your wife run off with a geordie??

[Mike_CFC]

Get the joke right.Don't you mean Police are looking for a man with a black and white carpet?

Rico78:pmsl at your post !laugh!Arginald Valleywater wrote:

> Reports are coming in of a robbery at St James Park. Thieves
> broke in during the night and removed the entire contents of
> the trophy room.
> Newcastle Police have severely reprimanded the club for wasting
> their time!

[Arginald Valleywater]

Newcastle are fine, great town, lovely people. It is their fans. Living in Carlisle we have hundreds who jumped on the Keegan bandwagon and still regard the Toon as real rivals for Man U and Chelsea, when in fact it is over half a century since they won any domestic silverware. Their level of delusion is amazing, scary in fact.

[Mike_CFC]

Fair enough but Newcastle do have a massive fan base,that's what technically makes them a big club.

I don't hate Newcastle fans like i hate fans of Spurs.West Ham,Liverpool,Man U(sorry if i missed anyone else out !wink!).

It's when Newcastle fans whinge when they lose, that's what winds me up.Arginald Valleywater wrote:

> Newcastle are fine, great town, lovely people. It is their
> fans. Living in Carlisle we have hundreds who jumped on the
> Keegan bandwagon and still regard the Toon as real rivals for
> Man U and Chelsea, when in fact it is over half a century since
> they won any domestic silverware. Their level of delusion is
> amazing, scary in fact.

[leobloom]

As a Scotchmin, the thing that really gets my haggis is when Faustino Asprilla scored a hat-trick againts barca, and me ma , wanted to watch University Challendge. Under Sir John Hall they made a lot of progress, but sacking Bobby Robson was a mistake as far as I gather , I almost love Newcastle(in fact I am drinking Newcastle Brown as I type) Sleeping Giant for at least the next five years in short.