British Made Lager

[Pervert]

Don't do much drinking these days, Colonel. I was more a "heavy" drinker---tastes much better than lager, but by gawd you have to have bowels of steel.

[colonel]

Nitrokeg beer just cleans you out, I find. And pebbledashes your khazi to boot.

[Pervert]

I once spent a night drinking Newcy Broon, and it turned me stools black.

[colonel]

Guinness- black stools

Real cider- stools smell of apples

Nitrokeg- Pebbledashed pan

[Pervert]

Think I'll give Nitrokeg a miss. As should Trumpton.

[colonel]

Bet you drink it- it's all those 'Smooth' beers.

[Arginald Valleywater]

Beg to differ. Heineken is piss. Amstel has a nasty, chemical taste and Stella Artois is a pale imitation of its old self.

I genuinely enjoy a chilled glass of Fosters or Tennents. I find the taste of most German lagers unpleasant.

Carlsberg Export is OK if kept well.

[mrmcfister]

You can get cheap tobacco there too..