Woman sat on boyfriends toilet for 2 years

[James not Bond]

There you are, first thing in the morning, bursting for a dump and someone beats you to the bog - but for 2 fucking years!!!

[Marino]

I thought it funny the seat had become part of her arse. I wonder if Sandie or Renee sat on my face for two years my head would morph in to their arse. Now that's a nice thought.

[middle_aged_dutchman]

So
* the guy did not need the toilet himself
* and the toilet has never been cleaned during those two years.

[Pervert]

I saw this yesterday and initially thought it might be amusing. Then the sinister aspects became apparent. Never once in two years did the "boyfriend" decide to seek medical help. There's more to this than a woman planted on a bog for all that time. Bf needs to be investigated.

But, on a lighter note, at least we know someone who's beaten Trumpton's record.

[steve56]

She had to be a yank didnt she?

[Sam Slater]

And she never thought of getting off the bog to maybe sit on the floor?

I think they're both must be a little retarded.

[Mike_CFC]

Yup,it can only happen in America.And knowing the Yanks,they'll soon be making a film about it.

Any ideas?
Ok,i'll start you off.

The 'Armitage Shanks Redemption'

[spider]

When I heard about this "story" I had to check the date to make sure it was 1st April.

Sorry I don't believe it.

[steve56]

Film will be called The 2 year Strain.

[Mike_CFC]

Or Groundbog Day.

This could go on all evening !laugh!steve56 wrote:

> Film will be called The 2 year Strain.