I'm starting a new political party

[James not Bond]

I'm calling it 'The Gravy Train party'.

What will it stand for? Anything that will get me voted in as an MP.

What will be in my manifesto?. Same as above.

Now, I don't give a nats arse about Joe Public, but while I am promoting myself and my party, I will give the impression that I do, but once I get elected, they can piss off.

Anybody want to join me in my quest to get an account at John Lewis?

[Steve R]

Parties such as you suggest already exist.

They have been controlling our lives for hundreds of years.

[ATS]

Agreed Steve - he could stand for any existing party he wants and
reap all the rewards he is looking forSteve R wrote:

> Parties such as you suggest already exist.
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> They have been controlling our lives for hundreds of years.
>
>

[planeterotica]

Why not just call yourself Nu Labour and steal all of our money like the cunts running the country are doing now !sad!

[Nob3y]

yea ok ,put me down as transport minister or if not home sec