Are You A Naughty Lawbreaker?

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Officer Dibble
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Are You A Naughty Lawbreaker?

Post by Officer Dibble »

Well are you? I?m sure you are ? I know I am. I mean, this NuLab government has introduced the greatest number of brand new rules and regulations (and hired an army of beaurocrats to administer them) of any government in living memory. As soon as you step out onto the pavement you?re no doubt breaking some superfluous new law or other. Shit, you?re probably flouting a whole host of NuLab edits just sitting in your gaff minding your own business! And don?t go thinking your home is your castle ? those days have long gone (because you let them go). The day cannot be far off when each home has to have a regulation security monitor ?to protect the citizen? and of course ensure swift retribution and ?re-training? if you commit a heinous thought crime and critisise the government or a social minority - whether they are crap or not.






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colonel
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Post by colonel »

Do you ride your bike through a red light strategically situated in your front window, Dibbs?
randyandy
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Post by randyandy »

Me thinks this is yet more bollocks Dibbs sorry.

colonel
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Dibbs? Bollocks? Really?

Bears? Shit In Woods? Really?

Pope? Catholic? Really?
Officer Dibble
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"Me thinks this is yet more bollocks Dibbs sorry."

Well, luckily I anticipated you suggesting it might be bollocks, so I had the foresight to itemise a few of my reputable sources - please feel free to scrutinise them.














Some put the figure of new laws and regulations at 3000 since NuLab came to power. That?s 3000 more opportunities to ruin you, incarcerate you, and make you a ?non-person?. And that?s before we consider the, oh so morally superior, Harriet Harman?s proposals to make paying for sex illegal (something EVERYONE here should be jumping up and down about).

There will never be an end to NuLab lawmaking, regulating, and controlling (that is what they do). So I?ll leave it up to you to envisage a future NuLabour world where free will is superfluous, an anachronism - since the beneficent Party will organize your life for you. They?ll be no need to make tiresome inefficient decisions about where you will live, where you will work, what you will do, what you will eat, what you will read, what you will believe. The party will regulate and take care of all that for you - while robustly ?re-educating? those that still harbor ?inappropriate? thoughts and desires. Britain?s meager resources will be shared out equitably amongst the 90 million strong, immigration swelled, population - all but ?The Central committee? will be issued with the same socially inclusive boiler suit and bicycle. There won?t be any crime as no one but the ?Central committee? will anything worth stealing, and at 11.00 AM every morning all work will stop so that the citizenry can face their factory video screen and as one praise the Party and the wonderfully regulated, eco friendly, socially inclusive, society that it has forged.







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colonel
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Re: Are You A Naughty Lawbreaker?

Post by colonel »

So would you rather have a Tory government, Dibbs?

One where gun controls become so lax that someone can shoot 17 kids dead, at, say, a Scots school.

Or one where John Redwood allows an abattoir to stay open- despite all the evidence to the contrary from the local population- so that small children can die of e.coli?








What is it with the Conservative Party and hurting small children?
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Dibble,
Yes and instead of revolution you will all stay and keep jumping through the hoops.
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dynatech
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No we'd all rather have a NuLabour govt, were more and more laws are created and yet, strangely enough, violent crime and general disrespect is increasing tenfold.....
What is happening is an abuse of law and is resulting in a lack of respect for the law, and thus a blurring of moral values and understanding of what is right and what is wrong.

They're locking them up today, they're throwing away the key...I wonder who it be tomorrow, you or me?
Guilbert
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>So would you rather have a Tory government, Dibbs?
>One where gun controls become so lax that someone can shoot 17 kids dead, at, say, a Scots school.


Yes, well of course gun crime has all but disappeared in the 10 or so years tha labour have been in power hasn't it.

Two gun crimes from the BBC web site today:





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You wouldn't have those gun crimes with the Tories- they'd legalise the guns!
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