Could you tel me what your delivery times for vhs are like at the moment. I have heard it said that your not too good in this department. I am about to place an order with you and was wondering how long I should expect to wait.
Also is Spiderbabes a compilation? If so which films are the scenes from.
Thanking you in anticipation of your helpful reply.
Attn PR Mann
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Lizard
Re: Attn PR Mann
Fuck me, magoo that was polite, what meds are you on tonight?
would you like some fruit tea........
would you like some fruit tea........
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magoo
Re: Attn PR Mann
I think a nice cup of calming herbal tea caused me to be more polite than normal. I cant be a drunken lout every night you know.
Is it raspberry tea or not? I may need a large supply of valium to keep me calm if the stories of HCCs delays turn out to be true.
Is it raspberry tea or not? I may need a large supply of valium to keep me calm if the stories of HCCs delays turn out to be true.
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Beelzebub's Bathrobe
Re: Attn PR Mann
Er, P R Mann's just popped out and left me holding the fort. I know I can't be as unequivocal as the great man himself, but I'll give it a shot.
I guess everyone knows by now that delivery times are HCC's Achilles heel and nothing to boast about. But since the last edition of HCC we have extracted a promise from the distribution contractors to go that extra mile and try a little harder. So, we'll see. I'll give you a tip though. If you want to get in pole position either phone the UK Order Hotline - number on back of order form - or e-mail the order, or fax the order. It will reach us on the day you send it. But snail mail does, by necessity come to us by a tortuous route and it could be up to a week after you send it that HCC actually gets it.
But on a more positive note, it is good gear, favoured by some of the most experienced an illustrious porno consumers on this forum - all right there jj?
Spider Babes is indeed a compilation of wondrous things held together by the 'Babes' themselves. Most of the other sequences and action feature some of the most delectable and desirable porno ladies this Island has spawned - Sarah, Misty, Claire - indeed my knob fair throbs at the very cadence of their names! It also features super stud Omar shagging some tasty amateur thrill seeking type ladies - just fulfilling their fantasy of being shagged by a huge dicked black porn star I guess. And there?s a guest slot for one of Europe's most stunning little porno dollies - the divine Silva. Yes indeedy, it's three hours worth of Premier League adult entertainment. I just can't think of a better way to spend ?25.00 quid. We look forward to receiving your collective orders.
B.B.
I guess everyone knows by now that delivery times are HCC's Achilles heel and nothing to boast about. But since the last edition of HCC we have extracted a promise from the distribution contractors to go that extra mile and try a little harder. So, we'll see. I'll give you a tip though. If you want to get in pole position either phone the UK Order Hotline - number on back of order form - or e-mail the order, or fax the order. It will reach us on the day you send it. But snail mail does, by necessity come to us by a tortuous route and it could be up to a week after you send it that HCC actually gets it.
But on a more positive note, it is good gear, favoured by some of the most experienced an illustrious porno consumers on this forum - all right there jj?
Spider Babes is indeed a compilation of wondrous things held together by the 'Babes' themselves. Most of the other sequences and action feature some of the most delectable and desirable porno ladies this Island has spawned - Sarah, Misty, Claire - indeed my knob fair throbs at the very cadence of their names! It also features super stud Omar shagging some tasty amateur thrill seeking type ladies - just fulfilling their fantasy of being shagged by a huge dicked black porn star I guess. And there?s a guest slot for one of Europe's most stunning little porno dollies - the divine Silva. Yes indeedy, it's three hours worth of Premier League adult entertainment. I just can't think of a better way to spend ?25.00 quid. We look forward to receiving your collective orders.
B.B.
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magoo
Attn Beelzebubs Bathrobe
Just a quick question. Is Carrie Potter still available and whats the item number?
Theres a missprint in HCC 18 which results in Spider Babes and Strassenflirts having the same order number(629). I guess Spider Babes should be 628 and Strassenflirts is 629.
Your use of English and style of posting is identical to several other "characters" of the forum including your mate PR Mann and a certain porny police constable:.)
Theres a missprint in HCC 18 which results in Spider Babes and Strassenflirts having the same order number(629). I guess Spider Babes should be 628 and Strassenflirts is 629.
Your use of English and style of posting is identical to several other "characters" of the forum including your mate PR Mann and a certain porny police constable:.)
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Beelzebub's Bathrobe
Re: Attn Beelzebubs Bathrobe
Hold on, I'll just a have a gander in the catalogue.... So it is! Oh happy day! And the item number is 590.
Yes, there is a misprint and yes the correct order number for 'Spider Babes' should indeed be 628 - so make a note of that punters.
I am flattered that you compare my use of English to that of the Master. I am but a humble acolyte of the great man who is privileged to serve him while at the same time be allowed to bath in the magnificence of his radiated wisdom. Live long and prosper Magoo
B.B.
Yes, there is a misprint and yes the correct order number for 'Spider Babes' should indeed be 628 - so make a note of that punters.
I am flattered that you compare my use of English to that of the Master. I am but a humble acolyte of the great man who is privileged to serve him while at the same time be allowed to bath in the magnificence of his radiated wisdom. Live long and prosper Magoo
B.B.
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jj
Re: Attn PR Mann
Ouch, ouch, another sly dig? My ribs are beginning to ache.......but I'm sure you take comfort in the fact that if I didn't want your various goodies so badly, I wouldn't get so exercised about the whole thing.
As an aide-memoire for Magoo, I allow six weeks for HCC deliveries before starting to worry (Patience, Temperance and Fortitude are my middle names- but not, alas, Chastity). And you have ALWAYS amended/replaced non-arrivals, and kept me informed (eventually), so you score there too.
Keep up the good work, Screwtape's Suspenders, or whatever your name is (sorry, can't be bothered with MINOR functionaries.....).
As an aide-memoire for Magoo, I allow six weeks for HCC deliveries before starting to worry (Patience, Temperance and Fortitude are my middle names- but not, alas, Chastity). And you have ALWAYS amended/replaced non-arrivals, and kept me informed (eventually), so you score there too.
Keep up the good work, Screwtape's Suspenders, or whatever your name is (sorry, can't be bothered with MINOR functionaries.....).