Five things i wish I could do.....

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BeestonBoy
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Five things i wish I could do.....

Post by BeestonBoy »

1) Stay focused

2) Speak better French and German

3) Juggle

4) Play the piano

5) Do a decent Jack Nicholson impression

What five things do you wish you could do?
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randyandy
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Re: Five things i wish I could do.....

Post by randyandy »

BeestonBoy wrote:

> What five things do you wish you could do?

Sandie Caine, Harmony Hex, Hayley Russell, Georgette Neal, Louise Hodges and many many more !grin!

Pervert
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Re: Five things i wish I could do.....

Post by Pervert »

Those are people, Andy, not things.

In answer to BB's serious question:

1) Play a musical instrument and read music

2) Speak a foreign language

3) Argue coherently with cold logic rather than rant in outrage

4) Show enough self-discipline to do things I ought to do

5) Find the woman of my dreams without resorting to alcohol, chloroform or rohypnol,

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leobloom
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Re: Five things i wish I could do.....

Post by leobloom »

Nice sig there, Cruel is the Gospel innit?

mine would be:-

1.Sing properly

2.Master a musical instrument(not playing "Jesus hands are kind hands" on the recorder)

3.Speak a Portugues fluently(or Russian if it weren't for the fact my commie muckers are all dead)

4. A centuary break in Snooker

5. A serious number on Keith Allen's skull....
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randyandy
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Re: Five things i wish I could do.....

Post by randyandy »

I stand corrected Caracus!

1. Read posts correctly

2. Develop a sense of humor

3. Make sure the sense of humor is understandable.

4. Go to bed early

5. Wake up in a better mood

!grin!

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Re: Five things i wish I could do.....

Post by Pervert »

Much better, Andrew, old boy :-)

And yes, Leo, it is Cruel. Well spotted.
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randyandy
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Re: Five things i wish I could do.....

Post by randyandy »

1. Get one of my stories produced into film by someone (hopefully featuring Sandie Caine and Miss Hex)

2. Get back into my football coaching and stop being lazy

3. Stop being lazy in general

4. Get some decent qualifications

5. become a Local Councillor then MP.

Does 1 stop 5?

!grin!

Trumpton
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Re: Five things i wish I could do.....

Post by Trumpton »

BeestonBoy wrote:

> What five things do you wish you could do?

1), Stop being made redundant.

2), Find a job that paid ?60K per annum.

3), Find a job where you only "work" for 38 weeks per year.

4), Get myself onto a board of executives as a consultant.

5), Walk around in a stab proof vest.
muswell
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Re: Five things i wish I could do.....

Post by muswell »

Welcome back Beestie!
My 5 things

1 Spend less time solving other peoples problems and more time on my own

2 Be the toast of the Cannes Film Festival

3 Lose 7lbs

4 Learn to swim

5 drive from Paris to New York

failing the above bring about world peace.

Peter
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Re: Five things i wish I could do.....

Post by Peter »

1. Win a WSOP Bracelet

2. Score a goal (played in goal all my life, never scored in a 'proper' game)

3. HALO jump

4. Visit Galapagos islands and Antarctica

5. Be a sniper.
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