Maybe not quite as topical now as it was a fortnight ago, but a mate mailed this over earlier today and it made me chuckle. So for anyone who hasn't heard it:
A miner in Africa loses a leg in an accident.
Distraught, he says to his mate "I'm well fucked now. Who's going to want a one-legged gold-digger"?
"Try Paul McCartney", replies his mate.
(shabbada-boom ... !grin!)
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Mills-McCartney joke
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bristolian
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Re: Mills-McCartney joke
There's also this one (there are a few derivatives)
What did PM get HM for her birthday when they first met?
A: a plane...........and some Immac for the other leg..
What did PM get HM for her birthday when they first met?
A: a plane...........and some Immac for the other leg..
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stripeysydney
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Re: Mills-McCartney joke
I seem to recall Jonathon Woss making similar remarks about Mills(gold digger) Mucca and her disability thinking what a wag he was, but when people who was talking to him remarked about his speech impediment; he wasn't amused in the slightest. In fact, he tried to steer the conversation away from his disability as fast as possible and looked decidedly uncomfortable at the same time.
Re: Mills-McCartney joke
What's the difference between Heather Mills and Northern Rock?
One fucks pensioners for all their money,and the other is a Bank.
One fucks pensioners for all their money,and the other is a Bank.
WARNING:
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But do i give a fuck!!!!.
This blokes posts may contain strong language and may cause offence.
But do i give a fuck!!!!.
Yet another Mills-McCartney joke
A reporter is interviewing Sir Paul and tentatively asked,
"I'll bet you won't be going down on one knee again?"
Sir Paul replied, "I certainly won't!"
"But I would prefer it if you called her Heather".
"I'll bet you won't be going down on one knee again?"
Sir Paul replied, "I certainly won't!"
"But I would prefer it if you called her Heather".