Who falls for these email scams?

[Deuce Bigolo]

You've got to laugh at the originality of the ploys they come up with

From: "Mrs Claire Williams" Add Mobile Alert
Subject: ACCEPT MY WILL
Date: Tue, 15 Apr 2008 08:16:27 -1200


Good Day,

My name is Mrs Claire Williams. I am a dying woman who had
decided to donate what I have to you.I am 62 years old and
was diagnosed for cancer about 2 years ago. I
have been touched by God to donate from what I have
inherited from my late husband to you for the good work of
God, rather than allow my relatives to use my husband's hard
earned funds ungodly.I will be going in for an operation,and
i pray that I survive the operation. I have decided to WILL
the sum of $10,500,000(Ten million five hundred thousand
dollars) to you for the good work of the lord, the
orphanage, the needy and to help the motherless.

Presently,I have informed my Doctor about my decision in
WILLING this funds to you, and my Doctor's name is Dr
Daniel Hamilton. Contact my Doctor through his email
address (dr.danielhamilton@yahoo.co.uk )and Telephone
number:+447031909187 if you are interested in carrying out
this task,so that he can arrange and tell you how the
funds will be release to you, him self and my Lawyer will
help you get the money.The total amount of ($10,500,000.00)
will be release to you. I know I have never meet you but my
mind tells me to do this to you and I hope you act
sincerely,please contact my Doctor immediately.Please note
that I can not read emails or phone calls for now. You can
get any information you need from my Doctor.

He shall always report to me and give you my word in return.

God bless you.
Mrs Claire Williams

[Steve R]

You had sex with this woman, didn't you?

[Deuce Bigolo]

No that i remember but then i do it it in the dark so anythings possible

If you want a few laughs try this anti-scam site
leading the scammer up the primrose path beautifully
Nice one guys



this lottery one shows how far the anti-scam brigade are prepared to go

[steve56]

Theres Another;My bank account is frozen can i put my money in with yours ?

[Dave Wells]

In the beginning God covered the earth with broccoli, cauliflower and spinach, with green, yellow and red vegetables of all kinds so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives.

Then using God's bountiful gifts, Satan created Dairy Ice Cream and Magnums. And Satan said, 'You want hot fudge with that? And Man said, 'Yes!' And Woman said, 'I'll have one too with chocolate chips'. And lo they gained 10 pounds.

And God created the healthy yoghurt that woman might keep the figure that man found so fair.

And Satan brought forth white flour from the wheat and sugar from the cane and combined them. And Woman went from size 12 to size 14.

So God said, 'Try my fresh green salad'. And Satan presented Blue Cheese dressing and garlic croutons on the side. And Man and Woman unfastened their belts following the repast.

God then said 'I have sent you healthy vegetables and olive oil in which to cook them'.

And Satan brought forth deep fried coconut king prawns, butter-dipped lobster chunks and chicken fried steak, so big it needed its own platter, and Man's cholesterol went through the roof.

Then God brought forth the potato; naturally low in fat and brimming with potassium and good nutrition.

Then Satan peeled off the healthy skin and sliced the starchy centre into chips and deep-fried them in animal fats adding copious quantities of salt. And Man put on more pounds. God then brought forth running shoes so that his Children might lose those extra pounds.

And Satan came forth with a cable TV with remote control so Man would not have to toil changing the channels. And Man and Woman laughed and cried before the flickering light and started wearing stretch jogging suits.

Then God gave lean beef so that Man might consume fewer calories and still satisfy his appetite.

And Satan created McDonalds and the 99p double cheeseburger. Then Satan said 'You want fries with that?' and Man replied, 'Yes, and super size 'em'. And Satan said, 'It is good.' And Man and Woman went into cardiac arrest.

God sighed .......... and created quadruple by-pass surgery.

And then ............. Satan chuckled and created the National Health Service.

THE FINAL WORD ON NUTRITION

After an exhaustive review of the research literature, here's the final word on nutrition and health.:

1. Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.
2. Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.
3. Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.
4. Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.
5. Germans drink beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.
6. The French eat fois-gras, full fat cheese and drink red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than us

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

Send this to at least 14 friends in the next 60 minutes to receive absolutely nothing back and something good may not happen, but may, or again may not, but who cares ................

[laralatex]

Did you ring the phone number? Cos that would have been funny, especially if you asked for a different Dr.

Also, what Dr. works from a mobile phone?????

I like the baiting site though, i'm definately gonna have some fun with this.

[laralatex]

I'm hooked! I've been looking at the 419 site all day. Especially reading how they scam them back.

[Deuce Bigolo]

I haven't read this one yet but its said to be a classic played out on a known scammer posing as a buyer on ebay

[Deuce Bigolo]

I'm still working my way up to ringing,10,500,000 is hard to ignore
but luckily I've been scammed by readers digest for years with promised lottery riches so i found it easier

Whats fascinating about the baiters is the lengths their prepared to go to

Makes for good light entertainment

[steve56]

On a TV programme some time back think it was Watchdog a guy only met another at airport with around ?50,000 may have even been more i cant recall the excact figure though.