baywatch red bikini??

[pj]

Anyone know where to get this? Did a few google searches, but no luck.

Pj

p.s

it's not for me!!

[fudgeflaps]

Baywatch OFFICIAL merchandise, like? Ebay, or write to them. Or tell Ms Ann Summers, she might help you.

Or just a red bikini in a baywatch-stylee? Sports shop.

Aye, right- it IS for you, just to clarify you wanton, callous deviant. All to satisfy your fantasy of running down the beach at Morecambe, in your bikini, hairy limbs gangling away with pert, erect fake boobies bursting the seams where, instead of carrying a rescue float, you'll be carrying a traffic cone?

We all know your "I'm after a Baywatch bikini but it's honestly not for me"-type.

Watch out, or Prof. Archie (olay) Stanton [B.Sc(hons), MbChB, wikiwanker, R.Psycho] will diagnose you. !wink!

Come out of your beachy closet, and share. !grin!

[stripeysydney]

We want photo's, proof, evidence, etc, of your filthy little habits. Anyway this might be a help:

[fudgeflaps]

Twin airbags and a comfy seat?

He'll say it's for his Ferarri!

For whitewater use, eh..............?

Aye, 'whitewater' all over the tits!! !grin!

[pj]

damn, caught again!!

Pj

[Steve R]

They don't wear bikinis on Baywatch, do they?

Don't they wear swimsuits?

Perhaps that is why your search met with no success?

[stripeysydney]

Let this be a lesson to you, young man, nothing good will come of this type of behaviour. You've been warned.

[pj]

I did... and bathing suit!

Pj

[ATS]

Perhaps you might have better luck trying to find the hoffmeister's
swimming shorts - not for yourself of course!!