The Apprentise

[stripeysydney]

I don't know if anyone's been watching "The Apprentice", but what a bunch of 'thicko's! Going to Morroco and trying to buy a 'Kosher' chicken in a Souk in a predominantly Muslim country...F*****g genius,not.

[stripeysydney]

Didn't check my spelling..Doh!

[Ace]

To be fair, an easy mistake to make if you are not familiar with the difference between Halaal and Kosher.......both barbaric, I might add. The difference is the religion of the slaughterer, in this case a Muslim as opposed to a Rabbi, making prayers to their God.
Bottom line is the poor animal bleeds to death without any form of stun.

I envisaged BBC actually showing this barbaric act as well.

[mrmcfister]

Yes I have been watching this...must say they do do some stupid stuff between them.Sir Alan was pissed last night cos he's Jewish and the guy that did not know the difference had told him he was a 'good Jewish boy'.

[Ace]

When he said he was 'half Jewish' I asked my wife 'Does that mean he has a two skin?' but my humour was lost on her

[bristolian]

you can't be half Jewish anyway. If your Mum is, you are, if you're Dad is, you aren't. I asked a class of 16 year olds and they all knew what it meant, despite all the anti-social behaviour they are involved with.

[Tony__T]

Is it wrong that I'd quite like to shag that Claire? She's a bit plump and plain, and a bit of a cow, but she looks absolute filth....

[Welshman]

I have a similar feeling, I found Jenny Maguire strangely attractive despite the fact she was colder than an ice bath.