Personalised stuff from Teresa May

[Iain Duncan Smith]

Has anyone ever ordered any personalised stuff from the Teresa May site successfully?

[K Cliffe]

I got a 2hour B/G film from her site )

[Bob Spunkhouse]

I ordered nad it never came...pretty much like the blokes in her films or her faking it....

(j/k I never ordered shit from her)

[Tony Blair]

If i remember rightly she sells used cigarette butts amongst other things. Mmmmmmmmmmm sexy !!!!!!!!!!!! ?

[Iain Duncan Smith]

How many toenails is she gonna sell? What happens when demand outstrips supply as it were? You're just gonna get some 15 stone sweaty-arsed unwashed behemoths instead.