Chav Birds Get Even Chavier (OMG!)

[Officer Dibble]

So just how chavey, flaky, and obnoxious will Britain?s 21st century ?man-birds? become? Where will it end up? Will Brit-birds continue on their blokeish course? And what about blokes themselves - will they carry on being apathetic Nancy boys? Will the sexes converge in 100 years or so? And where will that leave sexuality and erotica when the differences between the sexes are fundamental to their being?

Oh, and when chav birds have become as blokeish and chavy as can be ? will 'chrisd' and his Muppety pals still be wanking over them ? or will they be scared of getting a bunch of fives from a tattooed fist?




Officer Dibble

[stripeysydney]

For once Dibbsie, I'm inclined to agree with you!!! Last weekend I had the misfortune to end-up in one of the meat-market's (Nightclub) in the city. Boy, what a treat that was..Mrs Sydney was on a night-out with relatives and friends and I was roped in. On entering the said establishment one was instantly confronted by masses of Hen and stag parties from 'Geordieland' Pure pikey hell.. Also what was immediately noticable was the amount of fat and I mean really fat women. I think a good 20% would be an accurate figure.

We lasted about an hour and a half before we exited .The final straw were the skanky bints that slumped into the seats on our table..didn't even ask if they were anyone's seats (with their pints of 'Stella') They were absolutely shit-faced, dribbling on about smashing some other chavette's face in. When they started slavering at us we just left. On the way out we spotted the bouncers throwing some other drunken harpie out the main doors.
The management has now changed all the glasses to plastic to stop, guess what? glassing each other.

A really shit night. Only made better on reaching home unscathed.

[mrmcfister]

You must have been in Blackpool..what a fucking shit hole..full of pramfaces on the hunt for a quick one behind the kebab wagon...hoping to get themselves pregnant so they can get more benefits ..to spend on fags and Stella..and you are so right abot them being fat..lovely to see tattoos on their chest,roots an inch long and showing their fucking flabby belly and sexy black thong!!

[planeterotica]

I was in Dublin last weekend and didnt encounter one Chavbird just polite friendly people, apart from one cunt but thats another matter !wink!

[number 6]

Spent a weekend in Blackpool last year. Have to say i rather enjoyed it,the people were very friendly on the hole.I f you want the ultimate chavvette land try the medway towns in kent,beered up psycho fat birds by the bucketfull,its like night of the living dead trying to avoid them.

[MegaTon]

man-birds lol that's funny

[Arginald Valleywater]

Good to know this phenomenon is not just in my town. The classic day time look is cheap trainers, too tight tracky bottoms with arse and thong showing, too short vest with stretch marks, tattoos, self dyed haircut, fag in one hand, lager in other and kid abandoned to anyone who will look after the poor mite.

Strange thing is these hounds are never short of a shag, always seem to have some puny 18 year old in tow who is desperate for a sow to keep up with his mates.

These people see benefits as a career choice and whinge like fuck if they lose 1 pence worth of tax credits.

[planeterotica]

number 6 wrote:

> Spent a weekend in Blackpool last year. Have to say i rather
> enjoyed it,the people were very friendly on the hole.I f you
> want the ultimate chavvette land try the medway towns in
> kent,beered up psycho fat birds by the bucketfull,its like
> night of the living dead trying to avoid them.

planeterotica wrote:

The Medway Towns was where the word Chavvie derived from a chav is a person from Chatham !wink!

[randyandy]

I've noticed the excuses are already being looked for with 'Green Dave' again pushing his family brake down routine.

One of these days the so-called experts will realize that kids and others can and will be bad just because they want to be.

I actually remember the night (although not the exact date) when anti-social behaviour kicked off in the UK big style, those responsible for it and said to my Parents (it was that long ago) that if this isn't stopped then what we are having now will happen big time.

Those responsible were the BBC it was decades ago when they did a story on their flagship program Blue Peter on the American Trick or Treat night.

They presented it very badly, virtually excusing 'mischief' as fun, and worse something that kids should do.

I couldn't believe what I was watching said the shit would hit the fan and it did.

The 'mischief' has escalated and because that hasn't been dealt with other things have 'progressed' simply because of the belief they can get away with it.

A few years ago very few women wouldn't dream of getting completely shit faced because it wasn't the thing to do, they do it now purely because they can get away with it.