Book of the Week?

[one eyed jack]

Oi does she flash 'er tits in it?

Any dirty stories?

Seriously though I read the blurb about the book and suddenly realised, this could easily be written about the life of a crack addict if you change Jordan (sorry Katie) to say..crack addict ( I hear they are called "rock stars" to drug dealers here in London- sad but true).

Anyway I dare not diss the great Katie Price as I would only be labelled as jealous because she is so successful

But then I know I cannot compete against a girl who rose to prominence because of two things. Her tits.

I dont mean that in a terrible way mind. Honest. I have no axe to grind and if she is successful then its because "the people" put her there.

Probably because of her tits. (Oh Terry stop it!)

[Officer Dibble]

Er, No. I was thinking of MrChapel and Diplodocus and their mirthful comments about ?crayons? and ?lobotomy kits?. It looks like you haven?t been keeping up either, Carac.





Officer Dibble

[Pervert]

Just checking you've not gone the Tony Blair messianic route.

[Sam Slater]

Well, you mentioned Katie's 'literary endeavours' in your previous post, so I took your word for it (my mistake then and I'll have to take an even bigger pinch of salt while perusing your posts). Maybe you should have said her 'business endeavours', but that's by-the-by now.

Your attack on the poor girl just reminds me of middle-class snobbery I'm afraid. I mean, I'd expect it from Ian 'head prefect' Hislop, but not Officer Dibble; not the spokesperson of the proletariat; not the ultra-capitalist that has preached Thatcherism and how it gave the working-class business opportunities, upon which Katie Price has accepted and succeeded! No, no, no.....this isn't the Dibble we all know and love. I won't have it!

We'll have to get the mods on this. It seems obvious that some devious member of the bourgeoisie has hacked poor Dibble's account just to spread their middle-class snobbery on a poor prole who's just trying to earn a few bob. This 'luvvie' who's hacked Dibble's account is obviously outraged that a council-estate girl has surpassed all his achievements, without the 'cushy, privileged, muesli-obsessed' upbringing. This 'snob' would have preferred Miss Price to stick with labelling bananas at Tescos no doubt!

So, now that I've found you out, you can be on your way...... you've been exposed; the mask has been metaphorically ripped from your face and revealed the pansy bourgeois features underneath. Give us back our Dibble! Give us back the salt-of-the-earth forumite we all know would have used Katie Price's achievements as an example of what the proles can aim for; what capitalism can do for them if they want it.

Oh yes.... this manor lad has your number. I grew up ducking 'n' diving to get by; I've lived the laws of the jungle sonny jim! You can't scheme a schemer old son! Release Dibble's shackles and be gone you devil!

[Officer Dibble]

Oh, OK then.






Officer Dibble

[mrmcfister]

Dibs..avoid Waterstones for this masterwork..Tesco or Asda will be half the price..scuse the pun..I read her first one and it included interesting references to Ralf Schumachers sexual libido...(zero)...unfortunately Katie is having a bit of a crisis at the moment..Pete is pissed off with her self obsession..she's pissed off with the scars on her tits and the fact that she aint a loaded centrefold anymore....meanwhile Dwight is still a cunt...still this shit sells mags dont you know...

[Officer Dibble]

Sounds about right, mrmcfister.

Anyhow, I hear Jordan's fourth autobiography is to be called 'A Charver's Tale'. I'm sure it will be a resounding success.








Officer Dibble

[diplodocus]

it will, and fair play to her, yes the book will be shite, but she and her team have worked out how to make a shit load of money over many years

i wish i had such good business acumen

[sandie]

id have bought it if i didnt already have a pile of books up to my ceiling to get thru.
i like reading about people i aspire to and she is a damn good business woman - like terry says shes made millions out of her tits and not much else. thats clever. that or the british public are stupid. maybe both.

it grates me tho how so many celebes are getting in on the autobiography thing so young. i thought the idea was u did ur life and got old and then told the story of ur amazing experiences. it sort of loses its purpose when 20 year olds are writing autobiographys.
i spose the cash cow says u can make a whole book out of what would have been just a chapter if u did wait til u were 80. then u get the profits from 5 books instead of just 1.

i think it has a side effect of encouraging the public to rush thru life experiencing as much as possible and not really feeling or enjoying anything of real value along the way to try and keep up with all these celebs living at 100mph. i really think it sends out a bad message saying ive lived enough at 20 to write my first biog. ok there will be afew who really have lived amazing lives by 20.

[sandie]

p.s does anyone else read three books at a time like me???

ive got one fiction, one self help - yes im a woman, we read self help books! and one eductional.