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[The Producers]

Following the encouraging e mail response to our planned all girl bondage show in Amsterdam, we want to let everbody know that we've still got some space at the first show. Please mail for our new terms and conditions, which should suit pretty much everybody.

[Ace]

oh fuck!....here we go again..........

[Web Raven]

You never replied to my e-mail....
i asked for full details and could I see a sample of what you were putting together ie a website....
NO REPLY
I now have no interest.

[The Producers]

I didn't receive any mail from you. Honest.

[The Producers]

Don't you like sex?

[Bob Spunkhouse]

Not being rude but when could you two do us a favour and play with some radio-active waste?

[The Producers]

Well you were, along with the others offered free tickets, pretty good deal I thought.

[Ace]

Love it mate, what I don't like is two-bit con artists hoping to make a (good) few quid with scam schemes. If you want to know how its done properly, I suggest you check out some of the 'better' sites who know how to do it properly,(notably Wendy's Wonderland) that have repeat business as a result of their sterling efforts, and NOT from dreaming up schemes hoping to deprive us of our 'hard-earned'.

[colonel]

You get the idea that the ferry to Amsterdam will be somwhat quiet that day......