Big Brother Housemate is wanted Terrorist

[Jacques]

It has been revealed that one of the housemates, is actually an Islamic Fundamentalist on the run from SO19/MI6.

The housemate, who cannot be named due to legal reasons, told show producers he was a toy demonstrator at a leading toy shop in the capital, but MI6 head Sir John Scarlet has revealed:

"We've been having a look at this housemate for a while, and we believe is using the Big Brother House to hide himself, and, of course, to radicalise some of the other Housemates."

Channel 4 executives say that they are not aware of any terrorist activity in the House, and have declined to comment further.

[Pervert]

Best be on the safe side and blow the whole house up. And have the security forces execute Davina McColl and all current and former presenters, contestants, and production members of Big Brother.

And all other reality shows, because they might have already become radicalised.

[max_tranmere]

I think executing all of them would be a good idea. They should set up a guillotine and off Davina McCall. That talentless idiot who spends all her time gurning and pulling sarcastic faces when she talks in that flippant manner of hers could lose her head on a pay-per-view- channel. They would make serious money with all the people longing to watch it!

[one eyed jack]

The only terrorism going on at Big Brother is its ability to turn the nations brains into mush.

[Bob Singleton]

Jacques wrote:

> It has been revealed that one of the housemates, is actually an
> Islamic Fundamentalist on the run from SO19/MI6.
>
> The housemate, who cannot be named due to legal reasons, told
> show producers he was a toy demonstrator at a leading toy shop
> in the capital, but MI6 head Sir John Scarlet has revealed:
>
> "We've been having a look at this housemate for a while, and we
> believe is using the Big Brother House to hide himself, and, of
> course, to radicalise some of the other Housemates."
>
> Channel 4 executives say that they are not aware of any
> terrorist activity in the House, and have declined to comment
> further.
>


Where did you get this info from? None of the serious news organisations seem to know about this. Any links, or are you just making another of your typically ignorant, prejudiced posts?

[Sam Slater]

I know, I know....

I was just thinking myself how ignorant and prejudiced Jacques is!

Typical, typical Jacques.

!doh!

[stripeysydney]

Yeah, tell me about it, I still haven't forgiven him for showing that 'photo' of Tezza Wogan.

[Pervert]

Which photo was that????

[Alex L]

'Sir John Scarlet has revealed'

I'm sure that name is made up, I'm thinking Cluedo or something, Prof Plum did it in the library with the lead pipe.