The Church of Nan's Gone To Bingo

[Jacques]

Our Babes, who art heaven,
Tiffany be thy name,
Thy station come,
Thy phone call done,
On Bangbabes as it is heaven,
Give us this day our daily wank,
And forgive us our stalking,
As we forgive those who post and share,
And lead us into temptation,
Deliver us some breastage,
For thine is the channel, the phone-in and green room.
Fore ever and ever,
Amen

[Pervert]

!laugh! !laugh! !laugh!

!bow! !bow! !bow!

[Shelley Louise]

Jacques you star, you absolute fucking legend!

[vostok 1]

I was bored and I was flicking through the channels,
I saw BANGBABES and saw a bitch with huge mammals,
her milkers were so ginormous,
titties so big she needs to warn us

I needed to see my meat between her boobies,
her bosoms are wreaking havoc on my seminal fluids

I called up the show and I knew it,
she was getting hot for Jacques,
she was getting wet while I was talkin? bout? my MAC (10)
I will stick it between her tits, you will see

She didn?t care if I was talkin? shit,
cos she knew I wanted to suck on her tit,
She told me to meet her at ?China White?,
Jacques is gonna bag his Ho for the night

I thought seeing her tits in the flesh would be a sight,
I couldn?t be more right,
because she was one ginormous bitch,
but beauty can be unachived with one light switch,
cos she looked like Rusty Lee,
when we got to my house and I told her to set my cum free

She did some magic work with her titties,
ice cold bitch makin? me want to orgasm,
my cock felt like it was suffering a spasm
but of course this song is filled with sarcasm!
Amen

[vostok 1]

Jacques: You are indeed a legend! Your lyrical skills far exceed those of the guy behind the previous Babestation song.link.



Perhaps you should work as resident song writer at BlueBird...


You could work with former BangBabes star/current BlueBird contract girl/aspiring singer Anaya Leon aka Kaia Kane. Here is what she says about her two passions on BlueBird.com:

?I love being with Bluebird because they are helping me pursue both my main passions: singing - and the other one! I?m working on a studio album at Bluebird?s music studios. I?ve got about half the songs written and tracked, and their producer is bringing in some fantastic talent to work with me. I can?t wait for it to be released?.

A hit collaboration between you could tie-in nicely with the upcoming BlueBird release ?TV BABES XXX?.

With you there maybe BlueBird could add an Ivor Novello award to their bulging trophy cabinet.

You may even get the standard BlueBird Porsche and luxury apartment...

[Shelley Louise]

Sung to the tune of 'soldier Soldier'

Bangbabes Babe will you marry me
With your G-string, Bra and sexy bum?
Oh how can I marry such a sexy girl.
When I have no credit on my phone to put on?

Off to the shop he did go
As fast as he could run
He brought himself his vodafone voucher
Shaking with anticipation he put it on.

Bangbabes Babe will you marry me
With your G-string, Bra and sexy bum?
Oh how can I marry such a horny girl.
When I have no diet coke for my tum?

Off to tesco he did go
As fast as he could skate
He bought himself 4 litres of his favourite pop.
And some crisps too, for his mate.

Bangbabes Babe will you marry me
With your G-string, Bra and sexy bum?
Oh how can I marry such a gorgeous girl.
When I live with my nan?

[vostok 1]

Nice!

One small criticism however....

As Jacques likes to remind us, the girls do not wear G-Strings. TWO pairs of Bridgett Jones knickers are compulsory wear.
Something to do with a ?cartel? and hand shakes apparently...

[Shelley Louise]

Two pairs of big pants = sweaty crotch!

[Pervert]

And that's just the viewers.

[vostok 1]

Please! They are "Glamour Models". They don't have a crotch. Don't think such dirty thoughts, you may be labelled as a "stalker".