Caption competition.

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Shelley Louise
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Caption competition.

Post by Shelley Louise »

[img]http://www.funnypicturesworld.com/img/f ... ny0472.jpg[/img]

A night with nan down the bingo for the winner!

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Ben Dover: The Kindergarten Years.
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JonnyHungwell
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Post by JonnyHungwell »

Which hole should I use, dad? ---- whichever one os the closest, son!
Guilbert
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Post by Guilbert »

How about:

Dad, it keeps going down on me

That's funny Son, they just usually lie there and do nothing.

(I should point out this is a punchline to a joke I know about blow up dolls)
JonnyHungwell
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Post by JonnyHungwell »

Or 'Dad, it's going down on me' ---- 'Well that'll cost you an extra weeks pocket money, son.'
speedybert
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Post by speedybert »

I always thought Gary Coleman was black??

Thought you were smart when you took them on,
But you didnt take a peep in their artillery room,
All that rugby puts hairs on your chest,
What chance have you got against a tie and a crest.
Dave Wells
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Post by Dave Wells »

Right, I'm ready, she's ready willing and able, can I take this stupid RED SUIT OFF NOW !!!!!!!!!!!

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randyandy
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Post by randyandy »

Which irresponsible arse left this around for a child to pick up

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Post by harmonyhex »

After stabbing Donald Sutherland to death in Venice, the midget decided to let off a little steam

Geek never looked so good!

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Post by Pervert »

!laugh!
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