Whats the weirdest porn you've seen?

[mrmcfister]

A bloke sucking his own knob.........gross

[Keni]

Whilst in Berlin I was 'forced' to watch midget porn, and not just one dvd!!

!shock!

One scene out of them all that sticks out in my mind was a group scene with, in full costumes may I add, the 7 dwarfs turning on snow white and forcing her to blow them and get fucked by them in turn as the others held her down and groped her with their tiny hands! Lol!

Strangely enough, most of the dwarfs (is it dwarfs or dwaves?) had proper big tools! They probably where all on the average fully grown man size but on these guys they looked very amusing! Lol!

Also, Snow white was fucking hot! and in another scene there was a Belladonna lookalike midget woman getting a good seeing too! Lol!

Tsk! I actually quite enjoyed all the weirdness of it all and neadless to say the dvd's had german covers but I am not sure if all the scenes where actually german?

[Zorro]

The World's First 300 lb Gangbang (and hopefully last)

You had to weigh over 300lbs to be in it!!! I still wake up screaming at night.

[michaeldon1]

Ron Jeremy????

[Deano!]

This topic reminds me of an old 'Pete and Dud' sketch where they discuss "What's the worst job you ever 'ad then?" One of them recalls "Pulling lobsters out of young ladies arseholes." Much sniggering ensues.

[Sam Slater]

Midgets or dwarves though? There's a difference!

Kudos to you, as admitting that is no small thing.

[JonnyHungwell]

I once saw a video in an Amsterdam sex shop called 'Cow Fuckers', featuring a load of little Filipino dwarfs shagging cows up the back end - they were standing on large stools to reach the required orifice - completely naked apart from wellington type boots. Another one on the same shelf featured men and chickens. I'll just add I never watched the movies, just had a laugh at the pics on the boxes.

[Deano!]

JonnyHungwell wrote:

> I once saw a video in an Amsterdam sex shop called 'Cow
> Fuckers', featuring a load of little Filipino dwarfs shagging
> cows up the back end - they were standing on large stools to
> reach the required orifice - completely naked apart from
> wellington type boots.

You should have asked if they had "anything harder?"