Greetings to All

[Lizard]

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I might not post too much shite tonight luckily for you lot, as I,m a tad knackered, I hope everyone is well and your incontinence in check.

[Shelley Louise]

We missed yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuu!

[Lizard]

Hey gorgeous hows it hangin? misse me eh? I bet youv'e been groping everyone whilst Iv'e been away, I got you a gift on my travels, but it's in quarantine at the moment..

[Shelley Louise]

Why thank you kind sir xx

[Lizard]

You dont know what it is yet chuck! but as a clue here's it's arse...

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[Pervert]

Welcome back, Sir Lizard.

Reason returns to the forum.

[Trumpton]

Ah-ha! Welcome back Liz. !thumbsup!

Whilst you've been away you've missed all the carrying-ons and expulsions.

[crofter]

Hello Monsieur Lizard what you been up to old chap ... or is it a secret??
Nice to see some sober/drug free reptiles rejoining in the community anyhow ... how is your tefal tea maker going??

[Lizard]

Hey Crofter, Iv'e been on tour, holidays,and to a wedding that was mental, hows it going?, the tefal is shite....thats all I,m saying, for a proper brew one needs boiling water, that fucker doesn,t boil properly but it's ok for coffee, and everyone here apart from me drinks gallons of the stuff....sadly I am niether sober or drug free! you must be confusing me with someone else ya wee scottish person..

[Lizard]

Hey Trumpton, hope your well tell me what I have missed? but only if it's worth it.