Seven Knife Murder in Britain yesterday

[Flat_Eric]

mrmcfister wrote:

>>>


I know - fucking ridiculous. But that's this government for you.

No doubt as a next step, she'll appoint a "Knife Tsar".

That'll be swiftly followed by the setting up of a "Pointed Instruments Enquiries Commission" headed by some retired judge, whose first order of business will be to sit down with the government to determine its expenses and allowances, before embarking on the very important work of a "fact-finding tour" of Jamaica, Bali and Pattaya.

Back in Britain three months, some nice sun-tans and a quick rebranding later, OFSTAB (as it's now known) will sit down to draft a lengthy report that will take 10 months and 850 pages to reach the blindingly fucking obvious conclusion that "knives are bad news" and that "something needs to be done".

These "findings" will then be published amid much media hullaballoo and the announcement by Jacqi Smith of a raft of "tough new measures" to combat knife crime.

These will include increasing the maximum penalty for carrying a knife from a very sharp telling off by the magistrate to 100 hours of unpaid gardening in the local park wearing an orange jump suit. Repeat offenders will be made to attend anger management classes and sign a "knife responsibility contract".

These however may prove controversial with Shami Chakrabati on human rights grounds, and it is expected that many "experts in the field" will argue that the "way forward" is to understand the "issues" that "concern" young knife offenders - not to "punish" them.

New, tougher restrictions on pornography will also be announced, as the government believes that porn is to blame for the spate of recent knife attacks, since "evidence has emerged" from another government-sponsored study that being continuously subjected to graphic images of erect penises pumping in and out of vaginas in a "stabbing motion" subconsciously drives young people to commit violent acts.

Remember - you read it here first!

- Eric

[nikonman]

Another ill thought out idea by what unfortunately seems out of touch politicians.
In my opinion the government would be better bringing back the old "sus" laws. With stiff sentences for those caught.
Unfortunately the so called do- gooders in this country would never allow that
One person who i can't stand is the woman in charge of " Liberty " with her middle class ideas of how society should be run. She wants to get out into the real world

[nikonman]

The woman in charge of Liberty is Shami Charrabati.
Would any one know if the political correspondent on the BBC is a relation has they share the same surname

[steve56]

Who recalls the 1981 riots Brixton not a million miles away now are we?Flat_Eric wrote:

> mrmcfister wrote:
>
> hospitals to meet stab victims...have you ever heard such
> fucking bilge.?..is there one person in a million that thinks
> thats a good idea.?..clueless cunt !..fucking clueless >>>>
>
>
> I know - fucking ridiculous. But that's this government for
> you.
>
> No doubt as a next step, she'll appoint a "Knife Tsar".
>
> That'll be swiftly followed by the setting up of a "Pointed
> Instruments Enquiries Commission" headed by some retired
> judge, whose first order of business will be to sit down with
> the government to determine its expenses and allowances, before
> embarking on the very important work of a "fact-finding tour"
> of Jamaica, Bali and Pattaya.
>
> Back in Britain three months, some nice sun-tans and a quick
> rebranding later, OFSTAB (as it's now known) will sit down to
> draft a lengthy report that will take 10 months and 850 pages
> to reach the blindingly fucking obvious conclusion that "knives
> are bad news" and that "something needs to be done".
>
> These "findings" will then be published amid much media
> hullaballoo and the announcement by Jacqi Smith of a raft of
> "tough new measures" to combat knife crime.
>
> These will include increasing the maximum penalty for carrying
> a knife from a very sharp telling off by the magistrate to 100
> hours of unpaid gardening in the local park wearing an orange
> jump suit. Repeat offenders will be made to attend anger
> management classes and sign a "knife responsibility contract".
>
> These however may prove controversial with Shami Chakrabati on
> human rights grounds, and it is expected that many "experts in
> the field" will argue that the "way forward" is to understand
> the "issues" that "concern" young knife offenders - not to
> "punish" them.
>
> New, tougher restrictions on pornography will also be
> announced, as the government believes that porn is to blame for
> the spate of recent knife attacks, since "evidence has emerged"
> from another government-sponsored study that being continuously
> subjected to graphic images of erect penises pumping in and out
> of vaginas in a "stabbing motion" subconsciously drives young
> people to commit violent acts.
>
> Remember - you read it here first!
>
> - Eric
>
>

[Mike_CFC]

Yep,the government will soon appoint a knife crime minister.With ludricous ideas like that,you'd think Mrs Spliff is still enjoying tugging away at the Amsterdam tobacco.

The government don't give a fuck about knife crime,because it does'nt generate any money for them.Instead they're quite happy to penalise motorists,smokers,binge drinkers and the tax payer.

These cunts that carry knives should be locked up for 10 years.End of.

[mrmcfister]

More bilge from Brown..now he's saying that local communities will be asked what to do about the problem....for fuuuuuuucks sake!!