Who wants a few DVD's free?

[Macks]

Here's the deal of the day. I usually bin the stuff I'm bored with every few months or so. However it seems such a waste as I know they could probably find a good home

I am also slowly trying to ween myself off, so I have 4 DVD's up for grabs.

Sammy Jayne and Her Hardcore Harem
Adult Entertainment Robot Volume One
The New Breed: Adult Entertainment Robot Volume Two
Sandy Does Hardcore

Ok here's the small print. You have to submit a reply to this post telling me why porn is good or/and bad for you. I will choose a winner at random on Friday. Hint, make me laugh and you have a good chance at winning. I will post my selection sometime Friday daytime and invite the winner to e-mail me to arrange delivery. Good luck.

[Lizard]

Er........... because your a wanker!!



Have I won?

[london male]

why is porn good for me??????????????
why are a few beers good for me?????
why is steak and chips good for me??
cos they make me feel good after i've finished!!!!!!!!!





well if you dont enter ..............................

[Macks]

Woo hoo. 2 replies so far. More than I expected;-) Keep em coming guys, you gotta be in it to win it!

BTW all 4 discs are original and are the R18 versions. However I won't be sending the cases to save on postage.

[Silent Video]

the world is changing and so are some people, throwing away good porn!!! What next... your sofa and DVD player???

[Mac]

I think that porno is so great because I have got no legs and only spankin' ma monkey can relieve the boredom of sitting about all day!

I love ... nae need porno ... but my doctor wont prescibe it to me

You could make a sad guy happy with more whackin' material

[Just]

Heres a few
Porn is good for me cause its cheaper than joining a gym to keep my right arm in good shape.

Porn is bad for me but very good for my optician.

Porn is good for me cause it gives me something else to watch besides soaps,fly on the walls,reality tv shows & athletics.

And finally Porn is good for me because of Angel Long.
Enough said on that one I think.

[Arnold Layne]

Porn is good for me because it takes my mind off my strange hobbies (collecting clothes)
Porn is bad for me because collecting clothes is cheaper,
I guess I can't win!

[benspal]

I don't have to cuddle anyone afterwards & make coffee or a hasty retreat to my gaff, make apologies, say "it's never happened to me before"...........PLUS! I NEVER have to sleep in the wet patch!

[Rex]

Porn is good for me because I have learnt many lessons from my collection:

1. Women wear high heels to bed.

2. If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the bushes, the boyfriend won't bash seven shades of shit out of you if you shove your cock in his girlfriend's mouth.

and the best reason of all for me personally:

3. Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men.

Disclaimer: I know these are poor but it's the best I can do at this hour of the morning. Feel free to take pity on me! I've read the reviews for these films and now I'm all excited and everything!