Laugh I nearly shat

[Deuce Bigolo]

As posted on another forum.
Quite fitting given the Popes just been downunder


A drunk staggers into a Catholic Church, enters a confessional booth, sits down, but says nothing.
The Priest coughs a few times to get his attention, but the drunk
continues to sit there.
Finally, the Priest pounds three times on the wall.
The drunk mumbles, 'Ain't no use knockin, there's no paper on the roll!


Anymore clean jokes about?

[Deuce Bigolo]

genious comedy

INTOLERANCE by Sandy Gutman aka Austentayshus

[Pervert]

Sorry to sound as if I'm channeling Magoo, but them Catholic boys are always good for a laugh.

Too easy to have a go at them for their extracurricular activities, so it's good to find a clean joke.

A very sick cartoon I saw, in Hustler I think, was a priest lying on his bed, erect cock in hand, listening to his Walkman playing a tape of someone's confession.

How's things, Buttsie?

[Deuce Bigolo]

Arent the Catholics good for a laugh

John Safran vs. God - Catholic church
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NV20-iWF72M

There was a rather interesting video going around of a priest/cardinal confessing to what the church was all about.No prizes for guessing it was a the P word

Fine thanks Caractacus

My Manors looking like an overgrown forest front,back & inside but this has the positive effect of keeping all do gooders,charity collectors & door to door pests away from the door,very strange.

Just about to join the 100kg club unless I start exercising.Still trying to work out where I'm stacking it on as I can still see my toes and my arms & legs would make stickman proud.Its a mystery for the ages

[Pervert]

Speaking as a lardarse, do your best to avoid that fate, buddy.

Oh, and it's not an inability to see my toes that worries me

For Catholic fun, Dave Allan is your man. Brought up in a mad Irish Catholic world, his views on the church were always worth hearing. May the universe bless his cotton socks.

[Deuce Bigolo]

Worse fates than being over weight
Being skinny and up yourself for one



Was looking for Mr Allen driving the Pope mobile but cant find it

Dave Allen Funeral Sketch

[Pervert]

Yeah, but there's overweight and OVERweight.

[Deuce Bigolo]

Theres me,you & sumo size?

Saw a guy not long ago who was overeight/obese and the strnge thing was he was perfectly healthy.Doctors couldn't explain it


Dave Allen - Giving up smoking

[Pervert]

Thanks for all the links, mate. Man was a genius.

[Deuce Bigolo]

Their easily enough found with the exception of the pope mobile that he used to drive around in the studio

All in the timing

Dave Allen on Religion