Attack Of The Zombie Negroes

[Jacques]

Heather To Have Other Leg Removed
Cannibal tribe invades civilisation
Oprah attacks guest on show after shouting match
Cute dogs massacred in Texas
Osama trains goats for tactical bombing

All titles of Spam email to try to sell me fake watches.

[Deuce Bigolo]

Targetting the forgetful who cant resist a bargain

reasonable prices?

[Jacques]

Very reasonable prices, it's just that I don't need a fake I have the real thing.

[Deuce Bigolo]

Whats that saying,you cant protect people from themselves

Would seem to apply to the non-owners of such stylish merchandise who will send for it

Lets me now if you get any offering a years supply of viagra for use of a savings account

[Pervert]

They've cottoned on to the idea that people are interested in breaking news, so hope you'll read the email rather than bin it as the spam it is.

I get my news from reliable outlets, and never read an email from someone I don't know. Good to know I'm not the only one being offered dodgy watches, though---as well as the various meds, penis enlargers etc.

[Deuce Bigolo]

Tip ofthe iceberg



Still not tempted to click even when i read

george bush legalises gay marriages

[JamesW]

Just received this one:

"Human skulls found in porn star's home"

[JonnyHungwell]

Attached to human bodies and covered in skin/hair --- and still alive, hopefully!

[JamesW]

This morning's offering, just received:

*Beijing Olympic medal winners gave Hitler salute"

[Jacques]

"Kitten born with two faces" - now that is some quality huff, I almost clicked.