Who wants a few DVD's free?

[Macks]

Thanks guys, keep em coming its abit of fun for me when I log on here. I will keep to my promise and select a winner Friday aft. sometime (even if I have to draw lots). Rex the films are great, s'why I kept them till last. My only regret is that I must have binned 30 DVD's this year before I had this idea to find them a good home, as I am sure you guys would have appreciated them. To Silent Video, I find I get bored of many of my collection after a while and do not return very often to view them. I like to watch fresh stuff and it gets harder to hide a big collection;-) I can't drop them off at Oxfam either and its against the law for me to sell em.

[jj]

Disqualified for plagiarism.

[RZA]

Porn is good for me because it not only provides hours or entertainment, it gives my cardio-vascular system a thorough workout whilst making my right bicep disproportionately larger than my left.

However, porn is also educational. Without porn I would never have known that some women go to bed with high heels on and they love screwing bald. fat, middle aged men. Without porn I would never have known how big the silicone breast market is. Without porn I would never have known that slapping a woman with your limp dick is so erotic and drives them crazy. Without porn I would not have known that if you are cheating on your girlfriend with her best mate and she catches you, if you play it right you can enjoy a threesome!! Without porn I would never have known that some women act surprised when they open a guy's pants and find of all things, a cock inside there!! No shit!

And finally, without porn I would not have turned into a whining bi-otch writing a 200 word article begging for a few DVDs!!

That's porn for you!!

[Just]

Heres a few more

Porn is good for me because you dont have to met its parents.

Porn is good for me because it doesn't get PMT and is available 365 days a year.

Porn is bad for me & the envoiroment because of the amount of tissues being used.

And finally

Porn is good for me because it doesn't matter if you fall asleep afterwards.

Just.

[Ace]

Hahaha........nice one Lizard!!!

I'LL put the kettle on for a change!

[Macks]

Last chance guys, keep em cumming, I'll now be back to check tomorrow (Friday) and to select the recipient of the cocktastic DVD's.

[Rex]

Macks I know what you mean about it getting harder to hide big collections. Mine are stashed lazily under my wardrobe. Amazingly I've not been sprung yet (well not to my knowledge anyway!). Having mentioned that, I'm sure there is just enough room under there for a couple more quality DVDs. Say about 4 more without cases

I'll remember to check back for the big result tomorrow (with fingers crossed!)

[richie rich]

Porn is good because you see loads of naked young beauties fucking and sucking, with guys and each other!

Porn is bad beacause it costs a fortune, you have to buy loads of kleenex and you have to sit there for hours, glued to the tv screen wanking!

Well you did ask Macks.lol

[Macks]

Well here is the announcement of the lucky winner of my spanktastic giveaway. It took long deliberation, over a brew and biscuit (ok ok I just picked one at random) and the winner is...

Rex! Congratulations, let us all wish him happy spankings with his prize. Judge's (me) decision is final.

Thanks all who joined in the fun.

Macks.

[Rex]

Just got an email from Macks to say that he posted the 4 DVD's to me by first class mail today. Looks like it really was a genuine give away. Not often you get something for nothing in the Porn world! Many thanks Macks.

Now which of the DVD's should I watch first?:

AER Volume 1 or 2
Sammy Jayne and Her Hardcore Harem or
Sandy Does Hardcore

Decisions, decisions...

Rex