Jimmy Page

[colonel]

You may have noticed or will notice Mr.Page performing by a privet hedge in the Olympic closing ceremony.

This may have been symbolic of Britain- like the London bus and school crossing patrol lady.

But I like to think his contract says he can't perform unless a plant is nearby.

[Steve R]

Well, there was a plant with him, but there was little bonhomie between them.

[JonnyHungwell]

I met an American girl in Berlin - her forenames were ' Jimmy Page'. Her mother was apparently a huge Led Zeppelin fan. She was from a trailer park in the south and apparently started drinking beer at the age of 3, given to her by her grandmother. Strange but true, a girl called Jimmy - although quite nice looking. Her boyfriend, called Zak, was tattoed from head to foot.