Boris Johnson and the history of ping-pong...

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JonnyHungwell
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Re: Boris Johnson and the history of ping-pong...

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The best thing Boris could do with ping-pong balls is to stick them up his arse and put on a show for the gay community, I'm sure they'd love it :)

On a side note, I'm not that sure why minorities should be referred to as communities - these days we have communities of chavs, single mothers, on armed lesbian tap dancers etc. The media likes to refer to everyone as belonging to a community for some reason. I suppose gays are more communal than most - seeing they like to share their bodily fluids with anyone, be it in bushes back alleys or whatever. I see at the moment we're in the middle of the Gay Pride season, it was in Manchester on Saturday, where gays travel the length and breadth of the country to dance in tight leather shorts, on the top of some open float. A great shagging time is had by all - and if you object to their antics and take what was once an established view, you're labelled as homophobic and reactionary!

Anyway, I don't know if Boris is gay or not, he just looks gay - he went to one of those ultra Gay education establishments, so maybe he's indulged out of politeness, a sense of adventure or because others forced him to.
max_tranmere
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Boris aint gay. He's married with four kids. By the way, the full version of this speech is on You Tube - enter "Boris Johnson ping pong speech" and have a watch. It's hilarious!
steve56
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He remindsme of a Albino hes a Turk isnt he?
Lizard
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His great grandfather was Turkish steve.

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steve56
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Cheers Lizard.
Lizard
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Your welcome, enjoy your lunch....

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steve56
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Had Turkey yesterday in a pub.
Jonone
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Is he muslim ?
planeterotica
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Boris is related to George III was he the one who went mad !wink!

Jonone
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My worry about Boris, Cameron and Osborne is that the electorate is regressing to a deferential 'cap doffing' state in which they believe that toffs are born to lead and these three are 'decent chaps'.

Don't be taken in by Boris' Rowley Birkin act and whiff-whaff. First and foremost they have their own interests at heart ... they're politicians after all.
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