Slightly O/T: Tom Byrons retirement

[richie rich]

Sounds great John, will be watching this space!

[John Mason]

Let me know the next time you shoot Sandie at my studio and I'll give you a 'Sneak Peek' at what's going on!

[richie rich]

Brilliant news John, Sandie has the date, in late September, looking forward to it. See you then.

p.s Your famous door bell ring was captured on film, reviewed the film yesterday.lol

[Arnold Layne]

Go on John, you seriously underated stud you!

[buttsie]

Any truth in the rumor that his close friend is E.T. digitally
well hung.

Phoned home collect-no reply as yet. lol

cheers
B..OZ

[magoo]

Look North? You mean Mike Neville has been analy fingered? Surely not he is after all a bastion of local news.

[magoo]

Hes not underated Arnie. The US Army have studied his pelvic movement in depth. Apparently their next new machine gun will be called the "Mason 500" but apparently the troops already refer to it as the GPG (gay pirates gun). The blokes a legend in the biz. Even if he does wear a bandana and looks like an extra from Captain Pugwash.

I even heard that BP were gong to attach a tungsten drill bit to JMs willy and use him to drill for oil.

Just a joke John. May your machine gun have a happy retirement.

[jj]

I certainly didn't mean to traduce the witty and topical local news programme: I have always enjoyed their coverage of items such as parrots stuck up chimneys, the Tyne being found to be full of hamsters, ex-miners who have taken up cucumber-juggling, etc.
I meant, of course, Look UP North (from the viewpoint of a
'close friend'), an entirely different thing.

[magoo]

Ah! Yes but now that Carol Malia (from your neck of the woods) is hosting the show!! Well the world is our lobster. Shes crap due to her trouser wearing antics. GET A SKIRT ON WOMAN, AND MAKE IT SHORT ENOUGH FOR PERVS LIKE ME. Damn feminist trouser wearers spoil the fun of early morning TV.


Magoo (all for wimmins lib as long as they wear short skirts)

[jj up again (it's the viagra)]

W Lib !!
The Freedom to Flash yer Flange !!