Cons. to win election at 2/9..put yer house on!

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mrmcfister
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Cons. to win election at 2/9..put yer house on!

Post by mrmcfister »

?90,000 would net you ?110,000
?180,000 would net you ?220,000.... short of Cameron being arrested for dogging ..this seems a licence to print money?
Lizard
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Re: ******Newsflash********

Post by Lizard »

From the London Bugle..." Cameron arrested for dogging"... "Today a 40 something year old 'toff' was arrested on Clapham common for failing to keep his dog on a lead".....they were both arrested, but Theresa May was released later without charge!

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crofter
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Re: Cons. to win election at 2/9..put yer house on!

Post by crofter »

Hello, I am a new transexual forumite called Claire Voyant (I am logging in via crofters account - we are just good friends) and I can predict tomorrow's news headlines as well as the gay chap Lizard (sometimes better depending on how much tea he has consumed) ...
here is my effort.

"mr. mcfister found hanging from the rafters of his luxury ?180,000 pad"

"William Hills share price takes a sharp rise"

PEOPLE think Stephen Hawking is so clever, but when you ask him a question and he is typing in the answer on his little screen, how do we know he isn't just looking up the answer on the Internet?
Lizard
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Re: Cons. to win election at 2/9..put yer house on!

Post by Lizard »

"Hello, I am a new transexual forumite called Claire Voyant (I am logging in via crofters account - we are just good friends) and I can predict tomorrow's news headlines as well as the gay chap Lizard (sometimes better depending on how much tea he has consumed) ...

And this is 'Crofters'..a.k.a Claire Voyants facebook picture..enjoy.

[img]http://k43.pbase.com/u8/rabbit/upload/1514092.na4.jpg[/img]

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crofter
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Re: Cons. to win election at 2/9..put yer house on!

Post by crofter »

link no worky get it sorted or else I will send CLAIRE round to sit on your facebook ...

PEOPLE think Stephen Hawking is so clever, but when you ask him a question and he is typing in the answer on his little screen, how do we know he isn't just looking up the answer on the Internet?
colonel
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Re: Cons. to win election at 2/9..put yer house on!

Post by colonel »

crofter wrote:

> Hello, I am a new transexual forumite called Claire Voyant (I
> am logging in via crofters account - we are just good friends)
> and I can predict tomorrow's news headlines as well as the gay
> chap Lizard

He's not gay...is this a return to homophobia? I thought that had gone with Sam 'Nervous Breakdown' Slater.
Sam Slater
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Re: Cons. to win election at 2/9..put yer house on

Post by Sam Slater »

Didn't take you long to get back into trolling mode, colonel. Bored?

The insinuations and complete lies which refer to me being either homophobic, or being tolerant of it, are becoming annoying now. I can accept a few insults, but this constant and repeated digging at my character is beyond a joke.

[i]I used to spend a lot of time criticizing Islam on here in the noughties - but things are much better now.[/i]
Lizard
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Re: Cons. to win election at 2/9..put yer house on!

Post by Lizard »

Copy and paste it into your blouser crofter me old fruitbat, it's worth it.

http://k43.pbase.com/u8/rabbit/upload/1514092.na4.jpg

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colonel
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Re: image without c & p required

Post by colonel »

Jimslip...he's changed so much.
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