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[magoo]

Apologies Buttsie Old Bean,

So was the bet UK Sterling or $AUS? Have you bumped into Matt yet? I miss him and feel guilty for being rude about his last post. Tell me you forgive me Matt.


Carl is still showing off with his little "things"

[carl]

Magoo....

[magoo]

Nice one Carl. But please can you amuse us with some verbal/prosaic humour instead of those odd graphics?

[jj]

Due come-uppance there, young Carl-fella-me-lad.........
Buttsie right on the money: am with Freeserve/Easynews, never a prob, at least with the latter.

[buttsie]

As I lost $AUS5-00 it being double or nothing $AUS10-00.
or we can call it quits and I'll give you free entry to my briefcase no 3 with nothing but Sab Jo and maybe Sharlene W.

Don't reckon you'll be hearing from Matt for a while.I here hes considering becoming a Canadian for research reasons.
Lap dancing takes total concentration on the part of all participants.

I mentioned that the establishment he was frequenting "The Crazyhorse'use to offer relief outback after the show for 5 pounds,apparently not any more or only for regualar Aussies.So Matt now talks with an ocka accent dresses in singlet,shorts & thongs and is going by the name of Bruce or was it Davo so as to become a regular and get the appropriate treatment.lol

cheers
B...OZ

[magoo]

Crikey! Chief you were not in bed for long. Aaah I do miss old Penfold and DM. They were the bees knees those fellas. I have to go now as I have to deal with a bunch of sub-contracted fitters in the morning. Oh shit its the morning now!! It cant be today for the fitters it must be tomorrow. Ah thank the Lord for sundays and even sundaes!

[jj confused]

I don't think the prospect of Matt lap-dancing would be a very big attraction.....or have I got the wrong end of the stick again?

[jj going back to bed]

You wait till your bladder rules yer life.........watch out, they'll be all over the place any minute now (or 1:30 at least), tramping in and out with their tackety boots and playing Radio 1 at full volume and singing along tunelessly........
BTW, own up, whoever hijacked this thread without an O/T sticker.....

[buttsie]

Definitely got the wrong end of the stick.

First thing he'd need a lot of surgery I'm thinking like the sailor who had a pair of tits grafted onto his back and if his arsehole had've lasted a little longer he and the surgeon would have been millionaires. original Rodney Rude edited for the current audience lol

Back to Matt,he's besotted with a certain lapdancing Miss Nude Canada by the name of
Ms Lauren

cheers
B...OZ

[magoo]

Erm...Not me. I think it started without an o/t ....possibly.. As far as I remember. Its now pissing down outside so I might go to bed until the pub opens. Alternatively I could phone my chum who could deliver me a load of duty free booze and fags. He has a corner shop you see. He also has a big white lorry which travels abroad a lot.