Mandelson returns

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Arginald Valleywater
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Mandelson returns

Post by Arginald Valleywater »

This green and once pleasant land is now officially fucked. The shit stabbing, Brazilian boy cruising twice resigned smarmy twat aka Mandy is back in the "government". For the sake of this country Gordon do what Ian Blair did and resign.
Lizard
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Re: Mandelson returns

Post by Lizard »

What next, Blair as Defence Secretary, Prescott as health minister, what a crazy bunch of eejuts.

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Bronson Lee
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Re: Mandelson returns

Post by Bronson Lee »

Whats next, Charles Clarke in speedo's, norman tebbit cycling.

Paradise is for the blessed. Not the sex-obsessed.
colonel
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Post by colonel »

Kinnock as the Chancellor and Paddy Ashdown as Northern Ireland Secretary would have been better still- but maybe in time...
Von Boy
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Re: Mandelson returns

Post by Von Boy »

This is totally amazing......Peter the great is back......after all his sins and misdemeanors............

I now believe Labour will win the next election, whenever that is, as the swing towards them has started......

Alastair Campbell has also been brought back and has ordered the words "serious times" to be used as many times as possible.......just listen to any member of the government being interviewed..............

Proud to be Von Boy
Floydoid
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Re: Mandelson returns

Post by Floydoid »

Elton Dong wrote:

> Whats next, Charles Clarke in speedo's

I shudder at the thought... old jug ears is my MP, and I can remember when he was president of the National Union of Students back in the mid-70's he was a total twat then, and not very well liked either.

Is it any wonder that the monkey's confused?
Bronson Lee
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Re: Mandelson returns

Post by Bronson Lee »

Did you ever see him in his budgie smugglers?

Paradise is for the blessed. Not the sex-obsessed.
steve56
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Re: Mandelson returns

Post by steve56 »

Wasnt he taking backhanders?
JonnyHungwell
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Re: Mandelson returns

Post by JonnyHungwell »

I believe he takes backenders - but would probably settle for a backhander if time was of the essence :)
Floydoid
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Re: Mandelson returns

Post by Floydoid »

Well his theme song is 'I'm Mandy, Fly Me'.

Is it any wonder that the monkey's confused?
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