Is Celebrity Scissorhands the stupidest show ever?

[max_tranmere]

I've just seen the start of this, and the 'celebrities' barely even qaulify as d-listers! Many of them are people 'Through The Keyhole' would turn away! To have not been very famous to start with, then to have spent years on the dole, or working in B&Q, and then go on a show and be referred to as a 'celebrity', is crazy! The guy in charge said that it takes someone three years of training to get to the basic standard of being able to cut hair. Yes THREE YEARS! He wants these wombats to start cutting hair after just a few DAYS of training! This show is completely ridiculous! What do other people think?

[JulianDicks]

I totally fuckin agree! This "celebrity" reality bollocks could be the lowest of the low in terms of reality television and there is some real stinking shit on the box these days. I caught 5 mins whilst flicking through an awful Sunday night of television and apart from Zammo and Steve 'Very' Strange, i couldn't name one of em. I know its for Children in Need but they could have tucked it away on BBC 3 in a half hour slot on Children in Need night, instead of putting us through this misery for i don't know how many nights!

[max_tranmere]

That hole in the wall programme has had loads of complaints from people writing in to 'points of view' about it. I agree there is a lot of crap on TV nowadays, but if you search around there are some good things on. I've just watched Liverpool One on ITV3. Very good. It shows how bad things have got though when the repeats of programmes are better than new ones!

[ATS]

It's a crap show. But I Steve Strange is a laugh though

[Peter]

They do it because its cheap to make. Now that the 'print your own money' phone vote scam has been sussed, they need to make things more cheaply in order to keep themselves in skinny latte's and tofu.

[Floydoid]

I think the stupidest program (and possibly the worst ever put out by the BBC) is that Hole in the Wall thing with Dale Winton.

[Peter]

We need Celebrity Russian Roulette, the real thing, though.

Or Celebrity Big Brother run along the lines of the "SAW" films.

I'd watch those.

[Floydoid]

Good ones Peter... another one that springs to mind is 'Survivor' along the lines of the excellent movie 'Battle Royale'.

[max_tranmere]

Celebrity Russian Roulette would be ace! Get together all these egotistical, gormless bimbos who bizarelly think the public are interested in their stupid lives, and get them to sit at a table and play 'spin the barrel' with a large Magnum or Colt-45 (think the scene in the film The Deer Hunter). Sit Jordan, Kerry Katona, Jade Goody, Danielle Lloyd, and numerous WAGs, at the table and get them to play! The viewing figures would be very high! The only problem is that these women are so thick they would probably have difficulty understanding the concept.