Lewis Hamilton & Barack Obama

[Arch Stanton]

I have no evidence that either Barack Obama or Lewis Hamilton are bipolar.

[colonel]

I bet you are though, Keith.

[Arch Stanton]

No I am a paranoid borderline narcisistic autistic schizophrenic.

[Arch Stanton]

Hystrionic as well.

[colonel]

Narcissistic is right, Keith.

Are you related to late movie star Lee Van Keith?

[Arch Stanton]

I am not a narcissist. Narcissists love nothing better than talking about themselves with sentences with loads of "I"s in them. I dont talk about myself much.

I am related to Lee Van Cleef, if you get my drift.

[colonel]

How often do you use the word I, Keith?