Warnings On My Pipe Tobacco - Bloody Cheek!

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Lizard
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Re: Could be worse....

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She looks a perfect picture of health to me, just needs a bit more make up.

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Re: Could be worse....

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Can you stop posting pics of me first thing in the morning please, it's just plain rude. Oh forgot to mention, this is the morning after the night before, the night before last!

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Re: Could be worse....

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Ok! Last one, even I thought you looked a bit rough on this one, and I'm yer mate...

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( runs for fucking cover, and bolts the lav door..)

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Re: Could be worse....

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I think the sign should say brains takes the piss with an arrow pointing to her/it!

And the little sign: 'War is not the answer, a diet is.....!'


Oh and that isn't my belly hanging out the bottom of my cute little dress there!!!

Now where's my fucking gun, you scaley, reptilian git! That lav door won't be strong enough for my 12 bore or my belly! !laugh!

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BANG!

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Steve R
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Re: Warnings On My Pipe Tobacco - Bloody Cheek!

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UPDATE

Well, it's day three back on the cigarettes and I woke up to a violent coughing fit (strangely, my smoker's cough was entirely absent throughout my year as a pipe smoker). Luckily, I made it to the bathroom in time, for the coughing fit culminated in abundant vomiting.

Now, at this point, I must mention that my wife has said some rather uncomplimentary things about Dr. Perrin and thinks I need my head testing for paying him any heed. In her own words: "anyone with half a fucking brain can see that the pipe was far better for your health than the cigarettes!".

Don't get me wrong; the shortage of breath, dreadful coughing and nausea are beginning to test my faith in The Perrin System, but I am going to persevere with it - his arguments are just so damned convincing.

I'll keep you posted.

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Re: Could be worse....

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It's the socks isn't it? your upset because you didn't have time to change...
I can understand that.

Ps: Ever though of smoking a pipe?

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Re: BANG!

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Bit bloody harsh.

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