Warnings On My Pipe Tobacco - Bloody Cheek!

[Steve R]

Ah, for one who spends so much time poking the nose into other people's business, an experience per vas nefandum would be most welcome, one might think, so in ano tuo, my dear Perineum, in ano tuo

[Steve R]

Delightful, actually.

Firm, plentiful and smelling of nature's goodness.

[Steve R]

No, and I really hope that you didn't either.

Sincerely.

[Steve R]

Let us hope not.