ot; Blackpool lap dancing

[monkeyman]

Went to B'pool at the weekend for the first, and more than likely last time(no offense to B'pool residents but the town smells real bad). Just wondered if anybody knew if any of the dancers in lapdance club Too Hot to Handle had done any more adult stuff. Just a curiosity rather than anything. I am after all a curious monkey indeed.

[Lizard]

It,s a fucking good job you didn,t go to Hartlepool they hang
monkeys there.
You should have asked the bouncers after telling them what you thought of their town.
The words "wooden and pyjamas " spring to mind..

Never mind monkey, have a brew

[marcusallen]

You should have gone to Brian London's club and be as frank as you are here.
You'd still be in Blackpool.

[monkeyman]

It wasn't intended as being bitchy. But B'Pool needs a massive overhaul as it isn't exactly aesthetically pleasing to the eye. And it really does actually stink as all the drains on the seafront are full of horse shit. Cause and effect.

[Lizard]

What kind of person goes to Blackpool, just to look down drains!
to spot horse shit? " coming out for a beer and a spot of shagging monkey?", nah, goin drain spotting on the front, heard they got some great horse shit here, see yall later!!!