Dear Gordon Brown,

[Dave Wells]

N.B. Not sure which forum to put this in but I'm sure the mods will move.

Dear Gordon Brown,

Larry Flynt recently asked the American government for a $5 billion dollar bail out for the U.S porn industry. So I'm having a go here as well.

Please give me (nobody else) ?5 billion (could be ?5 million if you like) so I can make a British company rival Brazzers. I have a wonderful (best there is) crew ready, willing and very able to do so.

Yours faithfully,

Dave

P.s If you do, I might even vote for you but I doubt it !

[andy at handiwork]

I've long thought that if employment was the only criteria for ensuring this government would support something, and it would appear they often say as much (nuclear industry, new runway, olympics, trident, armaments in general) then there's no reason why the porn industry shouldn't get help. We could be world beaters if we set our minds to it. Somehow, with the puritans in charge, I'm not holding my breath.

[colonel]

Surely you meant Call Me Dave and his equally cunty snob toff shithead sidekick Osborne?

[Dave Wells]

Now there's a thought.............vote for me anyone ?