What the fuck Alfie ?

[mrmcfister]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/ne ... 233878.ece

13 year old 'dad' .

I despair.

[andy at handiwork]

Love the bit from the god-botherer at the end about sex education being at fault.

[colonel]

I blame the Conservative Party.

[JonnyHungwell]

Take the baby off them - she look a right ugly little runt, destined for a life on benefits and petty crime. Suppose they'll be buying a pitt-bull to celebrate.

[Robches]

Alfie looks about 8. Get a DNA test kid, I doubt you're the dad.

[WigBilly]

Well it seems that Alfie's missus has been putting it about, and he may not be the dad after all. Quite plausible, seeing as his balls have yet to drop.

[JonnyHungwell]

She looks a dead ringer for Karen Matthews - same inbred chav features and a body built for the velour tracksuit and benefit dependency. Wouldn't surprise me if this is another chav based scam to maximise the publicity and payments from newspapers. Little Alfie is a generic fuckwit and unlikely to be the father. The parents of the slag, Chantelle, need jailing for allowing under-age sex to take place under their roof - this fact enough are surely grounds for them seizing the P's from that house, who knows what it would reveal?

[colonel]

The only innocents here are the baby and Alfie. And he's not a fuckwit- he is 13 going on 8 after all.

I think he has been used to earn money for parents who don't give a fuck and see him and the baby as a money machine- and for her to disguise the putting it about.

The people who should be in the cells are his parents- they've now signed up with the People for today's sad tale. Isn't this child abuse? And what kind of parent signs a deal whereby 13yo is belittled and scorned- while they count the cash?

[Peter]

"I am Spartacus"

Great post on the NOTW website comment section.

This is a story that would have been rejected as a script for "Shameless" for being totally unrealistic.